Twobar
IRC quotes - compiled and edited by panini] [editor's note - This is list of
Twobar quotes spanning several years. Quotes were selected for their
humor, wisdom, and insight into Twobar's life outside the channel. It is
by no means complete. Some quotes *about* Twobar from other people were
also included. Dates were included when known. Many of the quotes below are in the form of
insults; this is apt to be misconstrued by someone not familiar with the
culture of the channel. One of the favorite activities of the channel is
something that might be called "sport insulting", a sort of friendly
competition in which chatters trade clever barbs at each other -- an
exercise in creative writing, really. Twobar was the undisputed master
at this sport. His insults were witty, bawdy, topical, literary, and
always good-natured. To be insulted by Twobar was actually a privilege.
] Twobar was called our channel "Fauxmosexual" because he often
played the role of a Homosexual, as part of his humorous persona.
[ Sat Feb 10 2001 ] <Twobar> Pets are important in so many ways.
Tell each other about yours. Your best, your worst, your first, how
many, what kind, what they meant to you growing up. Dog people, please
be kind to cat people. Horse people, leave the llama people alone. Bird,
rodent, ferret and snake people are on their own. <Twobar> CanOfSpam
is a snake person. He keeps it in his pants <CanOfSpam> Twobar is a toothpick person
<Twobar> When she
couldn't find a nonsurgical way to make her lips fuller, she decided to
create her own lip plumper. Luscious Lips is touted as a lip pump that
promises "full, pouty, more kissable lips in seconds." "It's like a
piece of exercise equipment for the mouth," says Rowland, who developed
and markets the product. <Twobar> CanOfSpam wanted to make his cow's
lips "more pouty" and kissable *** CanOfSpam has left #politics
<unclesam> Cligger:
I'm thinking a good foundation in low level programming, logic, systems,
high level languages. <Twobar> unclesam, forget that nonsense. Get
into chemistry and find something that will make our lips more
pouty..and our cow's lips, too <Twobar> so we can kiss our cow's pouty lips <Twobar> How it works Luscious Lips ($29.95
and $39.95) uses a natural vacuum to draw fluid from around the mouth
area into the lips. To create the vacuum, users must place the
mouthpiece over the lips, hold it in place with one hand and slowly pull
the cylinder with the other hand. The device pulls the lips into the
cylinder for a few seconds. <Twobar> The amount of plump and how long it
lasts differs with every user. In general, a medium plump lasts a
minimum of four hours. <Cligger> Good God, Two, where are you
reading this drivel? <Twobar> cligger, this is not drivel. This is
luscious lips. Nothing is more important, to some people.
<CanOfSpam> Twobar: So how far do you live
from the nearest actual town? <Twobar> CanOfSpam 12 minutes <Twobar> it's not far <CanOfSpam> Twobar: I'm thinking about
getting a house in the middle of nowhere, maybe in Cheney WA, and being
happy and shit. <Bootleggr> Twobar lives in Timbuktu <Twobar> Can, live in town for a few years,
have a bunch of girlfriends, get "town" out of your system, then move
out <Twobar>
Bootleggr lives in Bumfuck, Egypt
<Twobar> backin a few min, I'm going to buy a
CD-RW Plextor internal <Twobar> for which I may be sorry as I have
never installed hardware
<MrRod> Twobar: Do you know the name of any
'women in prison' movies. <Twobar> MrRod of course: Rent "JailBait
Babes" starring Barbra Streisand, before she became famous <MrRod> Twobar: Is that really a movie?
<MiDave> shes ugly
and her singing isn't that impressive <Twobar> MiDave , she is so liberal, that no
matter how pretty she was, she'd be incredibly ugly to me
<CanOfSpam> well
this is getting creepy <Twobar> CanOfSpam has his hand in his pants
and it feels creepy ? <CanOfSpam> "Well endowed" for Twobar means a
nice rack.
<Twobar> CanOfSpam is consdidering breast augmentation to the tune of
size 40's
<Duffster> you guys are sicko haha <Twobar> heheheh <CometBaby> Twobar .. I thought you said COS
had a pair of 38's ? <Twobar> Comet heheheh well he's thinking of
upgrading
<Twobar> Plextor 12x10x32x CD-RW EIDE Internal with Software and Media <Twobar> ok it's ordered <Twobar> I'll probably put it in backwards
[ Sun Feb 11 2001 ] <Twobar> Men are pigs. We have no self
control. We must rut. Right now.
<Twobar> Aye, matey <Twobar> avast ye lubber <Twobar> hahahahahha <Twobar> Aye, a nice rum time in the
bunkhouse with the lads, matey <MrRod> Twobar prefers big, blue-eyed Navy
men. <Twobar>
MrRod, that's enough peppermint tea
<panini> Specter hinted that they might
impeach Clinton again! <Twobar> panini, Specter is just raising his
squeaky little voice again
<MrCub> Ford pardoned Armand Hammer under
similar circumstances, after Hammer had contributed to the GOP
massively.
<Twobar> MrCub, Armand Hammer is Al Gore's godfather <MrCub> twobar: He was pardoned by Ford <Twobar> MrCub, Hammer played both sides <Twobar> As all millionaires do <rwx> And I believe Reagan <Twobar> Hammer was friendly with Stalin <MrCub> twobar: I wouldn't be surprised if
the Riches did the same thing here. <Twobar> MrCub I wouldnt be surprised if Bill
was boffing Denise <rwx> Twobar he was a communist.. But like
all elitist communists he was wealthy. <Twobar> rwx yes
<Twobar> No one's
ever accused Denise of being the brightest bulb in the tree when it
comes to men friends (see Marc Rich, Bill Clinton, Niels Lauersen,
Michael Jackson). It's one thing to get stuck with a bum by mistake, but
it's a whole other thing to knowingly consort with desperadoes who've
consorted with everyone from the enemy to the underaged <Twobar> But the most memorable moment of
Thursday's congressional hearing on ex-President Clinton's pardon of
billionaire/tax evasion suspect Marc Rich came when star witness Jack
Quinn started arguing with members of the House Government Reform
Committee about the definition of 'fugitivity.' <Twobar> hahahaha <Twobar> Didn't know 'fugitivity' was a word,
you say? It isn't a word, as far as I can tell, but that didn't seem to
bother this roomful of lawyers and politicians in Washington. All they
were worried about was figuring out what it meant. Quinn, a former White
House lawyer who pleaded Rich's case to Clinton, was trying to explain
to the committee why he told the president that Rich was not a fugitive <Twobar> Quinn insisted that because Rich had
the foresight to fly the coop before being indicted, he was not a
fugitive, and his refusal to return to the United States to stand trial
did not constitute fugitivity <Twobar> man lawyers suck <Twobar> especially liberal lawyers
<Twobar> In
Clintonese, `intentionally misleading' means something entirely
different from just plain `lying.' We won't even get into the Clintonian
definitions of terms such as `sexual relations' and `inappropriate
relationship.
<Twobar> The ex-president says he pardoned
Rich on the merits of the case as described to him by Quinn -- not
because Rich's ex-wife lobbied him for the pardon, and certainly not
because the ex-wife is a major contributor to the Democratic Party <Twobar> Quinn must have dazzled Clinton with
his explanation of `fugitivity,' because there were no other apparent
merits to Rich's case <_MAGNUM_> twobar, i think that is pretty
funny <Twobar>
Rep. Henry Waxman of California criticized it as "a bad precedent" and
"an end run around the judicial process." <Twobar> And we all know what `end run'
means. It's a lot like `fugitivity'. <Twobar> In June 1937, Thomas J. Watson,
founder of International Business Machines Corp., accepted an honor that
would come to haunt him, a medal created by Adolf Hitler for foreign
citizens "who made themselves deserving of the German Reich." Embedded
with swastikas and eagles, the medal was dramatic confirmation of IBM's
contribution to the automation of Nazi Germany. <Twobar> At the
time, Germany was second only to the United States as IBM's best
customer. Historians have since documented how IBM punch-card
technology, the precursor to the computer, did everything from helping
to make German trains run on time to facilitating Hitler's rearmament
program to tabulating the census data that were an important element in
the Nazi leader's murderous racial politics <Twobar> A new book takes the case against
Watson and IBM a big step further, and argues that custom-built IBM
technology helped fuel the Holocaust <Byzantium> Twobar: Oh great... Now Liberal
Revisionists are demonizing machines that helped streamline genocide....
Not suprising ... they been doing that to guns here in the U.S. for some
time...
<Twobar> Byz, yep that's probably it
<Twobar> bedtime. Nytol :) *** Twobar has quit IRC ("Stupidity really
should be more painful".)
[ Sun Feb 18 2001 ] *** Topic is 'New pix of Spacehog and Twobar
are up at the website'
<Stingray9> I'm sure that Twobarius Maximus
was a raging closet homosexual Clinton lover too <Swigert> Twobar was Caligula in several
previous lives <MrRod> CometBaby: Did you notice that the
title of Twobar's picture page is... unclesam - More fun than your
vintage porno collection <MrRod> Twobar: I see you modernized your
picture.
<Twobar> MrRod yes. Comet's idea, for me to 'come up to the twentieth
century'
<MrRod> Twobar: 21st <Twobar> MrRod, 21st ? <MrRod> Twobar: You aren't ready for the 21st
century, are you? <Twobar> MrRod, I'm not ready for the 20th
either
<Twobar> Stingray9, want me to DCC my photo
to you ?
<Stingray9> HELL NO! <Twobar> dont fret, I have clothes on <Stingray9> ack! <Stingray9> Old Hippie <Twobar> hehehehehe <Twobar> yep <Stingray9> nice monitor though <Twobar> That's the monitor that comes with
Micron computer
<Twobar> Stingray9 tried to format his brain
using everyday kitchen utensils <Stingray9> In the eggshell scrambler <Stingray9> worked well
[ Tue Feb 20 2001 ] <Twobar> A United States federal appeals
court declared last week that a Pennsylvania public school went too far
in trying to provide "a safe, secure, and nurturing school environment"
for students. The school's 1999 policy banned jokes, mimicking,
innuendo, nicknames and negative remarks about other students'
"clothing, physical appearance, social skills, peer group, intellect,
educational program, hobbies or values." <JenBug> too bad
Twobar, it was a nice idea <trapezoid> anyone here spying for russia? <Twobar> JenBug to a brain dead idiot, it was
a nice idea
<JenBug> Twobar the idea is to make school focused on learning, not
social side items <Twobar> JenBug, Political Correctness run
amok is exactly the same as the Salem Witch hunts of the 1700's, you
have to hunt out everyone who doesn't believe the status quo and CRUCIFY
them. That's not a 'focus on learning'.
<Tudor> Twobar: Summers described on school
district that had decided that recess was too "aggressive" and banned
running and jumping by children. Another was building schools without
any playgrounds at all. <CanOfSpam> bugawhat? <Twobar> Tudor, I've heard about that crap <Twobar> "Don't let children play, they're
too..... aggressive" <Twobar> "Put kids on Ritalin, that'll calm
them down"
<Twobar> That's your Liberalism
<bad-bob> high school education in US history
has been lame for the past 50 years <Twobar> bad bob that is true. My schooling
was foul
<CanOfSpam> Twobar teaches Twobarology, a fancy name for "Loving Your
Fellow Boys 101"
<Twobar> AAAAman left his entire estate to
Louis Farrakhan <AAAAman> Twobar will start his own religion.
He will have a Holyland Amusement Park <Twobar> AAAAman managed to install a plate
into his own head to keep out the mind commands of Al Gore <AAAAman> Twobar rather should consider the
commands of chairman W
<Twobar> "William O’Rourke describes the
heartland as 'primarily the Deep South and the vast lowly populated
upper-far-west states that are filled with vestiges of gun-loving, Ku
Klux Klan sponsoring, formerly lynching-happy, survivalist-minded
hate-crime perpetuating, non-blue-blooded, rugged individualists.' <Twobar> "He goes on to say that, except for
disputed Florida, 'not one major city, nor primary center of creative
and intellectual density' voted for Bush, who 'will not have won one
center of the thinking America.' <Twobar> See, this is really the way liberals
think <Twobar>
Full of blind bigotry <Tudor> Twobar: cheap slanders is all the
Democrats have left. <Twobar> Tudor, that is not a cheap slander,
I wish it was. That is truly the arrogant and blinded way they think
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quit IRC (Twobar wears weaselsqueezers to bed at night)
<Twobar> American
students have fallen further behind, placing 19th out of 21 nations in
math, 16th in science, and dead last in physics. With all the programs,
attention, and money lavished on education, how can that be? The
problem? It's the federal programs and the education bureaucracy that
run them.
<Twobar> Simply stated, over the past twenty years America's education
system has been completely restructured to deliberately move away from
teaching basic academics to a system that focuses on training students
for menial jobs. <Twobar> The restructured education system
has been designed to deliberately dumb-down the children. Most Americans
find that statement astonishing. Believe it! Parents don't want to let
go of their child-like faith that the American education system is the
best in the world, designed to give their children the academic strength
to make them the smartest in the world. <Twobar> None of the problems will go away,
nor will children learn, until both parents and politicians stop
trusting the education establishment and start ridding the system of its
failed and subversive ideas and programs
[ Wed Feb 21 2001 ] <Twobar> A 60-year-old Naples woman was
charged with having child pornography Tuesday after Wal-Mart employees
developed her photographs and turned her in <Twobar> The film shows a nude or partially
nude 8-year-old boy engaging in sexual acts with an adult Hispanic
female believed to be in her 30s, said Tina Osceola, spokeswoman <Twobar> good gawd,
I thought us men were the pervos
<AAAAman> Twobar
went from cocaine to rogaine <Twobar> AAAman engages in sexual acts just
like an 8 yr old boy <AAAAman> Braswell, 57, was convicted for
fraud and other crimes stemming from false claims in 1983 about the
effectiveness of a treatment for baldness. <Stingray9> Twobar has a personal grudge
against Braswell <Twobar> Stingray9 has a personal grudge
against Microsoft
<synergi> Twobar paid $1,000 for a strip of
cloth with the essense of Bill Gates on it. <Twobar> synergi paid ten thousand dollars
for a disk with "Dos 5.1" on it because he thinks it will only go up in
value
<synergi> Twobar was gang raped by a group of Hell's Angels <Twobar> synergi has a tattoo on his
buttocks: "Property Of The Hell's Angels" <MiDave> Twobar has a tattoo on his buttocks:
"Property Of Bruce and Lance
[ Sat Feb 24 2001 ] <Twobar> rape is a terrible thing and any
rapist should at the very minimum, have his genitalia removed <panini> 2bar: what
if the rapist is a woman? <Twobar> panini she should have her penis
removed
[ Thu Mar 01 2001 ] <CanOfSpam> Damn it, ralphi's supposed to
call me
<Twobar> Can, ralphi is studying to be a lawyer. He cant be bothered
with responsiblity right now <CanOfSpam> damn it twobar, I feel like a
girlie waiting for a boy to call <Twobar> CanOfSpam, try eating a hostess
product and yodeling with your pants down in front of the mirror. You'll
forget about ralphi for 3 minutes, 47 seconds. <CometBaby> Twobar .. hahaha .. where do you
come up with these things? <CometBaby> that was a visual <CanOfSpam> Twobar comes up with it through
personal experimentation <Twobar> Comet, hehehehe my brainial wiring <CanOfSpam> Oh, and brainial wiring, heheh
<Twobar> CanOfSpam
is snuffling thru his porno collection, and his attention has been
snagged by the sexy cow porn pics * CanOfSpam slaps twobar for being unable to
keep secrets
<Twobar> hehehe
Twobar> Bootleggr was interrogated by Barney
Frank and after that, things went swimmingly
<Bootleggr> Hey, he
paid well for that "interview" !
<AAAAman> We hope Twobar does not skinny dip
in Town pool
<Twobar> AAAAman has long, rambling, endearing conversations with his
hairpiece, when it's perched on his dressing stand <AAAAman> Twobar:
Hair today, gone tomorrow <Twobar> AAAAman, easy come, easy go <AAAAman> Twobar plays hard to get <Twobar> When AAAAman looks in the mirror, he
sees the man who rules the Earth
<panini> 2bar if we actually get the tax cut,
i'll buy you a beer :) <Twobar> panini, deal ! <Twobar> panini, except make it a milk. I
quit drinking, and the other day I quit coffee, too <Twobar> panini, and now they're saying that
too much soy products is not good for the liver, you have to take milk
thistle with it <Twobar> No alcohol, no coffee. I did it all
backwards and am now paying the price <DStewart> Twobar will eventually quit
eating, and drinking anything made from organic substances. <DStewart> Twobar's new slogan: "Juice is
murder!"
<AAAAman> Twobar has an inordinate sense of
purity
<AAAAman> Twobar is a metaphor for Ivory Soap <Twobar> AAAAman was that host on the Gong
show
<Bootleggr> Twobar is the original source of
mad cow disease <Twobar> Bootleggr is a friend to the cow. <Twobar> Friendlieus Bovinus <Bootleggr> Twobar specializes is bovine
scatology
<DStewart> The sad truth is, Twobar specializes in nothing. He's a
generalist.
<Twobar> DStewart I am a couch artist <Twobar> Ranking far above mere girlyman
couch potato
<Twobar> I white knuckle life from the couch
<AAAAman> Twobar exhibits a great sensitivity
to sexual nuance <Twobar> AAAAman had sex with Mr. Puffy, but
that's not the same Puffy Combs <AAAAman> Twobar deploys his hands in secret
places
<Twobar> AAAAman is on a first name basis with his buttock|
<Twobar> AAAAman is
humming "Wind beneath my wings" <AAAAman> When disaster strikes is Twobar
ready
<Bootleggr> "The Big Turn On" is now on
Cinemax. Twobar, no it is not about gay schoolboys at Oxford University
<Twobar> Where is a
good place to buy memory cheap ? <Bootleggr> Twobar suffers from advanced
stage of alzheimers and is in search of memory <Twobar> my wife's computer has a form of
memory called MB EDO, which I hear is 4 times as expensive as most
memory today
<Twobar> I've had two micron computers, both
excellent
<Twobar> and as I mentioned, about 6 Dells <Twobar> I love them all <Twobar> and 3 imacs
<Twobar> yep....I'm
a relative novice at computers <Twobar> 5 years ago I'd never been on a
computer
<Stingray9> I have 13 systems on line at home now..and 2 more going on
line this weekend :( <Twobar> 13 computers online at home ?? <Twobar> Stingray9 is the Imelda Marcos of
computers at home online
<Twobar> Bootleggr
is having an orgy in his pants <Bootleggr> Twobar is invited to Hugh
Hefner's Harem, and stays limp <Twobar> Bootleggr was rubbed up against by
Miss Centerfold, May 2000, and he yawned in boredom <Bootleggr> Twobar was rubbed by Mr
Centerfold, May, 2000 and passed out from the pleasure
<Twobar> A New
Zealand university student died Thursday when she careered down the
world's steepest street in a rubbish bin and crashed into a parked
trailer
<Twobar> well that was a waste of a life <Stingray9> Darwin Award candidate <Twobar> here's another Darwin award winner <Twobar> A drunk man who lit a cigarette
while filling a jerry can with gasoline blew himself into the air and
landed in the arms of the law, Australian police said on Wednesday <Twobar> His pit stop came unstuck when the
cigarette in his mouth ignited the gas in the can. The petrol exploded,
his car burst into flames and the man was blown 15 feet through the air,
crashing to earth on a nest of angry ants. <Twobar> man, now
that's a bad hair day
<Twobar> Bootleggr's tits hang down to his
knees
<Bootleggr> Twobar's nuts bang the water when he waterskis <AAAAman> All in good taste <Bootleggr> yep <Twobar> AAAAman has not seen his genitalia
since 1973
<Stingray9> Twobar wants to go on Crossing Over to speak with his sex
drive
* Swigert is happy - he got a raise today! :) <Twobar> Swigert got a job milking the moose <Swigert> twobar: yeah, you're my boss
<Twobar> back in a
min, daughter and I are going to brush each other's teeth
[ Mon Mar 05 2001 ] <Twobar> A Plymouth-Canton teacher faces
discipline for letting a student column critical of Black History Month
into the high school newspaper. Mary Lou Nagy, an English and journalism
teacher at Plymouth-Salem High, should have pulled the column by a
senior in the February issue of Perspective, a district spokeswoman
said.
<Twobar> So much for liberal tolerance <Twobar> AAAAman has the homosexual gene <AAAAman> Twobar believes it pays to
advertise
<Twobar> AAAAman has invested heavily in Political Correctness futures <AAAAman> Twobar would rather have a Buick <Twobar> AAAAman came on down to Wide Track
Town <AAAAman>
Twobar says "Taste me, taste me" <Twobar> AAAAman's cigarette is a silly
millimeter longer <AAAAman> Twobar: It is not how long you make
it. It is how you make it long <Twobar> AAAAman the bigger the cushion, the
better the pushin'
[ Tue Mar 06 2001 ] <Twobar> Maybe Senator Byrd is in the RIGHT
party....
<Twobar> "There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in
my time. I'm going to use that word." -Senator Robert C. Byrd. Looking
at this quote, one may think that these words were uttered some 40 or 50
years ago when Senator Byrd was a big shot in the Ku Klux Klan <Twobar> he's a democrat <Twobar> and Cruz Bustamonte said "nigger" in
his speech a few weeks ago, he is also a democrat.
<ILL`ogic> Dick
Cheney is going to die, and I'm going laugh. <Twobar> Illogic, that makes you liberals
look pretty caring and special *** Twobar sets mode: +b
*!*@HSE-Ottawa-ppp156853.sympatico.ca *** ILL`ogic was kicked by coppertop (Banned)
<Twobar> Here's
more liberal tolerance, as taught to the kiddies... <Twobar> Seven out of 18 colleges that
received David Horowitz’s ad on slavery reparations have refused to run
it. Three of those who did have recanted their decisions, publishing
official apologies to their readers. On campus after campus, leftists
are mobilizing to stop Horowitz’s campaign, using threats, name-calling
and intimidation. But Horowitz has turned up the pressure, demanding
that every school paper refusing to run his ad provide a written
explanation for its refusal and also that it run a second ad alerting
the public to its censorship
<Twobar> AAAAman went snorkeling in search of
the Giant Vagina fish <Byzantium> Twobar: Wah hah hah
<AAAAman> Farm puts
Dolly the sheep in quarantine <Twobar> AAAAman likes Dolly very very much
<Today> My kids
like going to church. <Twobar> My daughter enjoys church also
<MrCub> I don't
condone censorhip from the left or the right, TWOBAR knows I don't like
political correctness. <Twobar> MrCub you are too homo to be
politically correct <MrCub> Twobar: You should know :) <Twobar> MrCub that's right <MrCub> Baby :) <Twobar> MrCub and I do Byzantium> Twobar has a crush on MrCub <Twobar> Byzantium has a crush on N'Sync
<Twobar> this is absolutely amazing..... <Twobar> Sally Zierler of the Department of
Community Health at Brown University calls AIDS a "biological expression
of social inequality." In a 1998 lecture, she proposed the following
cures: "Limit the power of corporations, cap salaries of CEOs, eliminate
corporate subsidies, prohibit corporate contributions to politicians,
and strengthen labor unions." <Twobar> what a fucking idiot <Twobar> yep that will get rid of AIDS all
righty
<Twobar> Many people are seriously deranged <Mr-X> Twobar: Well then she's a NUT...nuts
are to be pitied. <Twobar> MrX she's in too high a place to be
pitied, she's not locked up in some home, you know <Twobar> Here's more Politically
Correctisms...... <Twobar> The University of California at San
Francisco's Dr. Paula Braverman contends "illness is caused by the power
imbalance that characterizes a capitalist society." (That must be why
nobody in China ever gets sick.) <Twobar> these are classic <Mr-X> Twobar: Hahahah <Twobar> listen to this one.... <Twobar> these people need to be in
diapers....
<Twobar> Rodney Clark, on the faculty of the psychology department at
Wayne State University, says emphasizing personal responsibility for
good health (such as advising a patient to quit smoking) is a "form of
racism."
<Byzantium> Twobar: Good lord!!! American campuses are LOST! <Twobar> Political correctness in the
humanities always was easy and entertaining to poke fun at. But there's
nothing funny about PC medicine. A student who is taught that
Shakespeare is racist, sexist, ageist, and homophobic can always learn
otherwise later. But a patient with a life-threatening illness whose
doctor tells her traditional Western medicine is an oppressor's plot and
her best hope for a cure is reflexology could wind up dead.
<Twobar> Join my
group! PSD, Pee Sitting Down <Twobar> Join PSD, pronounced "Pissed" <Twobar> BECAUSE... <Twobar> WHEN A MAN PEES STANDING UP HE IS
*TRUMPETING* HIS MALE ARROGANCE !! <Twobar> AND PROMOTING VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN
<Twobar> My
daughter was taught not to touch stoves, my car keys, electric outlets,
my chainsaws, or any guns. Common sense approach. <^rcane> Twobar: If two teens wanted it, they
could just pick it up and leave <Twobar> Arcane, not mine...the safe alone
weighs 500 lbs and it weighs double that at least now. <Twobar> Arcane and it's bolted to the floor <MrRod> Twobar: You didn't mention matches
and lighter fluid. <Twobar> MrRod, those also <Twobar> owning a gun is a major
responsibility <TomG> Kaliuna: Do you think they are safer
now that they know all about guns <Twobar> TomG, of course they are safer. A
kid sees a gun at a friend's house, and into his mind comes all the
idiot movies he's ever seen, if he's not trained in gun safety. A kid
who is trained, sees the same gun, and knows to call an adult, or to
leave, and to call the police if the situation demands it. <^rcane> Twobar: Thats if the kid is in the
age range of 0-3 or 4 <Twobar> arcane and older..my daughter knows
that if she's at a friends' house, sees a gun laying around, or a kid
playing with a gun, she is to leave, to tell an authority figure. <Twobar> Untrained kids dont know what to do <Twobar> Movies today make guns seem to be
'magical' and awesome and bestow power on the user and make him
invincible
<Twobar> and you must overcome what movies teach by common sense
teaching of gun safety <Twobar> The gun is the ability to 'smite
from a distance', like a god <Twobar> it evokes magic and power <Twobar> even in our supposedly progressive
culture
<Twobar> And when you have been trained with one, you lose your 'awe' of
the thing, but you have been imbued with a deep respect for what it can
do <Twobar>
You always treat a gun as tho it's loaded, always <Twobar> You are always aware of what you are
pointing it at, and you never point it at something that you are not
willing to see destroyed. <Twobar> Always be aware of your background,
behind the target
[ Wed Mar 07 2001 ] <AAAAman> Twobar displays his massive loins <Twobar> AAAAman shows the channel his tight
little apple of a buttock
*** CanOfSpam has joined #politics <Twobar> CanOfSpamsky, comrade ! * MiDave slaps CanOfSpam around a bit with a
large trout *
CanOfSpam slaps MiDave with a small Twobar <Twobar> Can, my penis is not small. it's
over a quarter inch long. and exactly the same diameter as a Marlboro
100
<CanOfSpam> hahahahah <MrCub> Small is a relative term Twobar. <Twobar> MrCub, that is true. <kergai> Twobar it doesnt matter if the wife
still fakes a moan:) <Twobar> kergai, my wife fakes it so good
these days that I can hardly tell the difference, except when she falls
asleep and starts snoring or tells me to "hurry up, dammit, I'm bored"
[ Fri Mar 09 2001 ] <Twobar> I wonder what will happen to Amazon,
the king bee of not making money, in this adverse clime <trapezoid> 2bar: they are investigating jeff
bezos for insider trading <Twobar> trapezoid, they should. His constant
dorky smile says that he is should be investigated just on general
principle
<DStewart> Ted Kennedy is a complete economic
ignoramus, and has no idea why his brother proposed cutting taxes. <Twobar> Grown men called Teddy or Bobby is a
perversion
<rwx`> Ted Kennedy killed a woman and ran and hid.. <Twobar> hid like a coward <Twobar> coward is the lowest thing i can
call another man. And Teddy was a coward.
<Twobar> a mobster
is one who cheats and fucks people for 30 years <Southern> twobar..sounds like my ex <Twobar> Southern hahahah
[ Sun Mar 18 2001 ] <Twobar> When, I wonder, did the collection
of pimps, whores and neer-to-wells that dominate the so-called
mainstream media finally discover Bill Clinton is a crook? For eight
years these pseudo-reporters for the networks, major dailies and news
magazines had their noses so far up Clinton’s butt that they had to wait
for him to yawn to see where they were headed <Twobar> Then it seemed like someone gave
Clinton an enema, flushed all the miscreants from his bowels and the
recently-flushed found out they had been brown-nosing a liar, cheat and
thief all these years <Twobar> yep, that about sums it up
<Twobar> There is an
old economics story in which a professor is confronted with the fact
that he continues to give the same economics test year after year. "No
problem," he responds. "The questions are the same, but the answers are
different."
<AAAAman> Twobar walks around with the Wall
Street Journal while eating a bagel <AAAAman> Twobar wants people to know he is a
rich Jew
<plusplusC> Twobar is a land-rich, cash-poor pooh <plusplusC> Twobar stayed at a Holiday Inn
last night.
<Spacehog-> Twobar is like my richer more mature brother that got
promoted!!
<Twobar> AAAAman has an albatross hanging around his neck <Twobar> AAAAman is handsome and an icon of
lovliness
<AAAAman> Twobar is into intellectual pain <AAAAman> Twobar realizes that he is not my
kind <Twobar>
AAAAman has rodents in his openings <Twobar> AAAAman believes in cheesiness
<Twobar> Alfred
Korzybski. Remember that name. Not only is he refutation of all the
Polish jokes you've ever heard, but he invented general semantics.
That's the study of language and meaning. He reminded us that language
is a code, either spoken or written, that stands for things <Twobar> The word "dog" stands for the
general group of domesticated canines. But the word "dog" is not the
animal.
<panini> 2bar Korzybski also said Man is not an animal... guess he
wasn't too smart after all <Twobar> panini, maybe man is an animal,
maybe he is not. <Twobar> Korzybski's book, Science and
Sanity, is probably hard to find. It was published in 1933, but there
are a number of excellent books about general semantics written by S.I.
Hayakawa, whom most people probably remember as a U.S. senator from
California.
<Twobar> Communication is the essence of civilization. It's what allows
us to cooperate and to pass on knowledge. Because the means of
communication is language, no subject is more important. Much of the
disintegration of American culture can be attributed to the corruption
of language by politics, ideology, bad public education and advertising.
Words are often ruined by their chronic misuse <pilgrim`> Twobar I have it, and an
abridgement, and another by him, and Hayakawa's <Twobar> pilgrim ahhh I'd like to read some
of those at some point
<Twobar> People who
profess to be concerned about the environment quite often contribute to
its destruction with their consumption-heavy lifestyle. I had a big
laugh once when I read that a particular Hollywood mogul, who professed
to be an environmentalist, was building a 50-car garage at his new
mansion.
<Twobar> One of the great blunders of public
education is the fad that encourages children to express themselves
without regard for spelling, grammar or punctuation. That's a formula,
of course, for producing functional illiterates <Twobar> Because ignorance is not an option
for people who wish to be free, we should all be concerned about
language and its meaning. General semantics is a good start.
<AAAAman> Twobar has
the Bernard Goetz screwdriver in his pocket <Twobar> AAAAman has the "unabridged Clinton
Dictionary" in his pocket, all one page of it
<Twobar> MrRod is on
a fig and cottage cheese diet <MrRod> Twobar: At least I don't carrry
around a spare tire in my belly. <Twobar> MrRod, it's getting smaller. 12 more
pounds.
<Twobar> CanOfSpam is responsible for the
epidemic of ass-grabbing that has infected Microsoft <CanOfSpam> hehehe <Twobar> Swigert is an ultra sensitive new
age male
<Swigert> twobar is sensitive only around his pinky <AAAAman> Twobar has a pinky transplant <Twobar> AAAAman strokes the velvet elvis <AAAAman> Twobar would really like to strap
it on <Twobar>
AAAAman makes his living writing slogans like "Hugs, Not Drugs" <AAAAman> Twobar is wearing those thigh high
leather pants
<Twobar> AAAAman plans to become a Lotus Blossum in the Land Of The
Midnight Sun
<AAAAman> Twobar is bad ass <AAAAman> Twobar is a road warrior <AAAAman> Twobar has his toys in the attic <AAAAman> Twobar controls the world <Twobar> AAAAman is
playing pocket pool <AAAAman> Twobar is a love nut <Twobar> AAAAman is having a party in his
pants, featuring Elvis on rhythm <Twobar> AAAAman has his own show. It's
called "PeeWee's Playhouse"
<rwx> Swigert, You
are also gay, But whats that have to do with Today's computer ? ;-) <Swigert> rwx: i'm no more gay than Twobar
is...oh my GOD! * Twobar pounds Swigert into the middle of
August 2014
<Twobar> Of course, liberals can never state
the pieces of legislation that Clinton introduced that did so much for
the economic boom. <Twobar> because there aren't any
<Ubo> Condoleeza
Rice is one spicy dish! <Twobar> Ubo is PLASTERED <Ubo> Twobar not yet!
[ Sun Mar 25 2001 ] <Twobar> "Why criminals like Glocks", here's
one cops idea about it... <Twobar> "I think probably for all reasons
listed above, plus add in that in half the rap songs that talk about
guns, Glocks seem get mentioned the most. I can't foresee Dre or Snoop
Diggy Dog bustin out rhymes about a "Desert Eagle" or Sigma. <Twobar> "Most importantly, it's one of the
few weapons the idiots can remember the name of. Any number of bad guys
have asked what kind of a weapon I pack (usually asking if it's a
Glock). I shouldn't give away any trade secrets, but the look of
confusion when I say "SIGSauer P226" is priceless. <Twobar> I would
have to dissagree and say that gang-bangers are some of the most
ignorant, stupid, hypocritical, pieces of garbage out there that are
breathing good air that could be used by dung beetles. <Twobar> They use
glocks because the media made a big stink about them, rap artists
incorporated them into their songs because they had a ready-made
buzz-word, and these putrescent filth obeyed the songs and started
stealing glocks
<Twobar> Which parts of Liberalism work in
education ? The zero tolerance part ? the affirmative action part ? The
self esteem part ? <Twobar> none of that crap is worth a thing <Twobar> public education is heavily left
leaning. That's the problem. Not whether or not govt caused it. <Twobar> progressive, permissive, self esteem
crap <Twobar>
London (CNSNews.com) - Religious and family groups Thursday decried the
promotion of sex education material in Scotland that says children as
young as 11 should be encouraged to discuss such activities as
sado-masochism, anal sex, partner-swapping and group sex. <Twobar> Pupils aged 11-14 are encouraged to
role-play various characters, including young homosexuals and lesbians. <Twobar> Teachers of those pupils are told to
advise boys to try on a condom "the next time they masturbate" and to
buy condoms from a store as a homework assignmen <Twobar> One of the books recommends teachers
devote a one-hour lesson to 11-14 year old children sitting in groups of
three and discussing "all the different sexual activities that two
people can do together." Group sex and sodomy are included as suitable
subjects for discussion. <panini> 2bar and sex w/animals?? <Twobar> panini, in LiberalWorld, I'm sure
sex with animals is praised highly <panini> 2Bar its already happened. Peter
Singer has come out in favor of sex w/animals <Twobar> panini, yes I know about that <panini> Bestiphobia: an affliction peculiar
to those narrow-minded individuals who frown upon the genuine expression
of love between human beings and other species (usually mammalian).
Bestiphobes are by definition speciesist, and are blind to how broad our
union is to all living things in the greater scheme of theagenesis and
Gaia. The proper term for sex between people and other animals is
"interspecies love." <Twobar> panini hahahaha
<Twobar> We adults
must blame ourselves for raising this fiscally ignorant generation. It's
a natural inclination among the old to want to spare the young from pain <Twobar> These are, after all, kids who have
gone through life mostly surrounded by folks (teachers among them)
massaging their egos, raising their self-esteem, and coddling them
beyond every previous generation in history. On the other hand, a
recession might be a vital infusion of prudence and backbone into the
slouching, self-obsessed ranks of our youth.
<Twobar> MrRod, put your pants back on <MrRod> Twobar: No. <Twobar> MrRod, yes. <MrRod> Twobar: No. <Twobar> MrRod, and close the door <MrRod> Twobar: You
can't make me. <Twobar> MrRod, I'm sending over Lance and
Bruce. They're big fellas. <Twobar> heheh
<Twobar> IN our
hyper-vigilant world of zero tolerance, pedophiliac paranoia and incest
sensitivity, everyone's a pervert until proven innocent. If you've had
the extremely bad judgment to be born a male, you're automatically
suspicious
<Twobar> anyway, nytol *** Twobar has quit IRC (There's only one way
to look at politicians..and that's.. DOWN.)
[ Tue Apr 17 2001 ] <bad-bob> Twobar has a band called the Winged
Gonads
<Twobar> bad-bob has a band called "Commissioners At Large
<Twobar> Byzantium
is talking thru his neck <Byzantium> Twobar talks and makes odd noises
with his armpit
[ Thu Apr 19 2001 ] <Twobar> -- A Philadelphia architect and
teacher has been arrested by police who say he came to this Eastern
Washington town to have sex with a 14-year-old girl he thought he had
met on the Internet. Frederick Moller, 48, was arrested Tuesday morning
when he arrived at an abandoned church as arranged in Internet
communications <Twobar> what kind of dumb ass perv would
drive to go have sex with a 14 year old girl ? <DStewart> Twobar, what do you suggest,
walking?
<Twobar> DS, well skipping might get him there in a overly happy manner. <^rcane> twobar:bahhahahahahah who the hell
meets dates on the internet? <Twobar> arcane good point <Twobar> Everytime I have cyber sex, I figure
I'm cybering some hairy fat slob of a bald guy who looks like me, not a
pretty girl, and boy, that does not turn me on <panini> Twobar you liked it when i
cybersexed you <Twobar> panini , yes, but that was
different. You're not that fat nor bald yet
[ Sun Apr 22 2001 ] * DStewart MUST find a way to get Twobar's
yarmulka off him. <Twobar> DS, it is working, if one can abide
the chicken salad dripping into one's face. <stack-> "chicken salad dripping into one's
face"? what is that? some kind of midwest torture routine? <Twobar> stack it is part of the midwestern
investment procedure. <DStewart> Twobar, can you abide it? <Twobar> DS, yes. But only when my wife
orders me to
<DStewart> Twobar even goes into town when he
needs to relieve himself. <ralphi> twobar uses the shit from his house
(he has no sewage or septic) and fertilizes his subsistence farming with
it <ralphi>
twobar is nature boy <Spacehog-> Twobar is really a 300lb lesbian
named Rosie
<Twobar> DStewart sued the Hells Angels because they don't cater to
minorities
<Twobar> Bootleggr is part of Roger Clinton's
'posse'.
<Bootleggr> Twobar asks his mom why he doesn't have one like the other
boys in his class
<Twobar> gee, if
republicans are nazis , what can you say about liberals, other than they
are limp wristed nazi morons who fondle their inner children, which they
installed in place after flushing out their inner John Wayne <Twobar> a knee jerk liberal is a pathetic
helpless human being who needs the government to change his diaper
<DrFlip> the word
liberal is used so much nowadays it has lost meaning <Twobar> DrFlip, no, liberal has a very
definite meaning. IN fact, I have a one sentence definition, which I
invite you to refute. <Twobar> TODAY'S LIBERALISM: ALMOST ALL
SOLUTIONS TO ALL PROBLEMS INVOLVE MORE GOVERNMENT, AND/OR MORE TAXES,
AND/OR FURTHER EROSION OF YOUR RIGHTS.
[ Fri Apr 27 2001 ] <Twobar> I'm paying about $75 for dish
network: two boxes, the 150 channel package, plus all the movie
channels.
<MrRod> Twobar: But is there anything on TV? <Twobar> MrRod, NO !! There's 900 channels,
but there's nothing on !!
<Byzantium> Twobar
killed Disco
<Twobar> Byzantium killed the Mullet
<Twobar> I have seen
the face of Cleopatra and she's a dead ringer for my girlfriend's mum <OcDoc> Twobar: you have a girlfriend? <Twobar> OcDoc, no. I am married with
children. but it was a nice quote
[ Thu May 17 2001 ] <Today> O'Reilly: Do you think President
Clinton's an honest man? Rather: Yes, I think he's an honest man. <Today> O'Reilly: Do you really? Rather: I
think--I do. I think he's an honest man. Rather: Well, because I think
he is. I think at core, he's an honest person. I know that you have a
different view. I know that you consider it sort of astonishing anybody
would say so. But I think you can be an honest person and lie about any
number of things. <Twobar> Rather is a blithering buffoon. He
walked into O'Reilly's meat grinder and he got hisself ate up
[ Wed May 23 2001 ] <FreeTrade> Whether tis nobler to suffer the
slings and arrows of Whoooieee's cowboy and indian set.... or to Arm
Bears against a sea of Liberals. <Twobar> a sea of liberals ? Shouldn't that
be "a cesspool of liberals" ? <Twobar> or "a pit of liberals" ? <Twobar> or maybe, "a septic deluge of
liberals"?
<DStewart> A crap of liberals? <DStewart> A lie of liberals? <Twobar> "a cretinious mass of liberals"? <Twobar> "a wad of liberals"
<Twobar> The Light
of Plumber's Crack, squinting thru the gloom <Thargor> the light
of the Twobar crack, rising like the moon... <Twobar> Thargor tried to buy a set of
fallopian tubes and have them installed within his phalanx.
<Twobar> Of course,
no one really fears nuclear weapons in the hands of Britain or France.
Democracies do not threaten one another, just as law-abiding citizens
rarely use guns criminally. But recognizing this obvious truth would
force liberals to face the fact that it is not evil objects but evil
people who are to be feared <Twobar> This in turn would force them to
accept standards by which to judge people. Since they have abandoned
such standards, discerning evil people becomes impossible. Thus objects
are the only things left to blame.
<Twobar> The worst
effect of modern liberalism is not a host of laws and regulations
designed to control every aspect of life. Laws can be repealed. The
worst effect is not an increasingly intrusive government. Governments
can be changed. The worst effect is the regression of citizens from
self-sufficient adults into dependent, overgrown children who rely on a
parentified government to take care of them, make important decisions
for them, and defend their families. Real children grow up; infantilized
adults rarely do.
<Twobar> nytol *** Twobar has quit IRC (Liberalism = when
you hire a proctologist to perform the lobotomy.)
[ Thu Jun 14 2001 ] <Twobar> You cannot spank a kid with with low
self esteem arms
<Bootleggr> Twobar
has undisclosed bisexual fantasies <Twobar> Bootleggr hugs his inner clone of
his inner fat chic
[ Thu Jun 23 2001 ] <Twobar> leading causes of computer problems: <Twobar> 1-cats <Twobar> 2-pepsi <Twobar> 3-the delete key <Twobar> 4-tech support
<kergai> Twobar
needs to get a life <Twobar> kergai needs to get a grip <DStewart> kergai has a grip on Twobar's life <Twobar> DStewart has a grip on both Lance
and Bruce
<MrRod> Twobar: What does that really mean? <Twobar> MrRod, it is an esoteric exercise in
flaunting the laws of cosmic separation of dimensional attitudes. <MrRod> Twobar: You're so vituperative
[ Mon Jul 30 2001 ] <Twobar> The Bush administration's refusal to
submit to Kyoto has drawn fire from environmentalists, Europeans, and
even Senate Democrats who themselves voted against the treaty. <Twobar> hahahahah
<Twobar> I dont
think a democrat can put on his pants without being a hypocrite
<Twobar> Nothing
beats a good hair day. Except maybe good sex. In fact, women think about
their hair almost as much as they think about sex. That's 43 vs. 48
minutes a day, a new poll says. And 20 percent would give up great sex
or personal wealth if some genie would grant them eternally perfect
hair.
<Twobar> Green Cancer: Although the reach of
the environazis has routinely exceeded their grasp, it has not stopped
or even slowed them down in their efforts to achieve their draconian
goals and objectives. Kimberly Strassel hit the nail right on the head
in the Wall Street Journal when she focused on "Rural Cleansing." <DStewart> Sexyman,
no. <Twobar>
The Klamath Basin controversy is but one of myriad examples of the green
cancer. The grossly abused Endangered Species Act is used both as a
scalpel and a bludgeon in furthering the green jihad. Strassel clearly
fingers the real goal of environmental extremists – depopulating the
countryside
<Twobar> finally people are waking up to this
<Twobar> hey, I
thought DStewart was gay , too <DStewart> Twobar, it's just that I wear
loafers.
<Twobar> DS whoa ahhh how about lace undies ? <DStewart> Twobar, no, no lace undies.
<Bootlegr1> Twobar
hotwaxes his chesthair <Twobar> Bootleggr buys viagra by the case at
Costco, and buckets of KY jelly
<Himelfarb> twobar
combs his nose hair out into a moustache <Twobar> Himelfarb and my ear hairs too
<Twobar> let's take
a look into the liberal brain for a moment <Twobar> and how these poor idiots have to
tiptoe around each other <Byzantium> Into the liberal brain? All we
would find is an empy skull with a Jelly-Fish living in it!
<Twobar> listen to
this idiocy..
<Twobar> When my closest black friend jokes about being the "token" of
my majority-white group, I laugh off what could be his sense of not
belonging. When I make a sexist remark and one of my close girlfriends
calls me on it because it hurts her feelings, I blow off her objections
and tell her to lighten up. The laughter rings hollow after such
exchanges.
<Twobar> They leave me feeling uncomfortable, and I find myself asking
why. I often think my life is defined by the privileges I have been
given. In my circle, we have a lot of privileges. But better than a new
car or a cutting-edge computer, it seems the dominant one is the
privilege not to care. <Twobar> good gawd what shallowness
<Twobar> A
University of Tulsa chemistry professor says stale beer could be used to
clean the contaminated waters of Tar Creek, one of the worst Superfund
sites in the country. Tar Creek is a former zinc mining area in
northeastern Oklahoma that was placed on the original Superfund list
almost 20 years ago. <Twobar> hmm, sounds like Al Gore's ranch
<Swigert> the one
thing i will never understand about Twobar is his shock and surprise
whenever he hears that Soylent Green is made out of people
<MrRod> FreeTrade:
My sister won't have rice thrown at her wedding because it's not
environmentally friendly and because people all over the world are
starving.
<MrRod> FreeTrade: They are going to have us blow bubbles instead. <Twobar> MrRod, I'll bet there will be tofu
and no steak or fish <MrRod> Twobar: Nah, Italian food. <Twobar> tofu pizza ? <MrRod> Twobar: I can get you on the guest
list! <Twobar>
MrRod, no thank you. I dont go see liberals get married. It makes me
weep with horror that they will reproduce. <Twobar> a swarm of liberali across the
planet
<FreeTrade> Thats too funny.. :) Does she oppose irradiation too ? Or
Biologically altered crops which produce higher yields ? ;-) <MrRod> FreeTrade: These are coffee shop
liberals. If it's not in the news or if it's inconvenient then they
don't give a shit. <Twobar> heheheh <Twobar> coffee shop liberals <Byzantium> Coffee Shop liberals... thats the
kind where the male species wears turtleneck sweaters and "BirkenStock"
sandels?
<Twobar> and they dont clap when Cornholio recites poetry, they tap
their spoons against their latte cups
<plusplusc> Twobar
is a sprocket scientist * Twobar throws plusplusC into the gaping
dripping jaws of GODZILLARY <plusplusc> Twobar has a bachelor's degree
from Schmarvard, the university for folks not quite Schmart enough to
get into Harvard ;=) <Twobar> plusplusC, hey , I had a great
pickup line after I got my degree..."hey baby, I got a degree in liberal
arts...you want fries with that?
<Twobar> Swigert is sexually aroused by
chickens
<Swigert> Twobar supports whatever the UN proposes
<Twobar> Bush saved us from one thing: Al
Gore. <Twobar>
Gore's book is filled with junk science. <Twobar> and THAT is what the focus and
thrust of his presidency would have been
<MrRod> Twobar: i
ate sushi the other night. <Twobar> MrRod, did you buy it at "Lance and
Eddie's Bait Shop" ?
[ Tue Aug 07 2001 ] <Twobar> Gore said that, under Bush, America
would go back to "looking at blacks as 2/3rds human" <Twobar> what a sack
<Twobar> "DETECTIVES
have launched a manhood hunt to find a fiend spotted dumping an
amputated willy and testicles into a bin. He was caught on CCTV as he
lobbed the severed genitalia in with the rubbish at a tube station in
Bangkok, Thailand. It was initially feared that a phantom willy-slasher
might be on the loose in the Thai capital. But police are still seeking
hard evidence." <Twobar> good gawd, I couldn't write this
well if I tried for hours....
<FreeTrade> Twobar was raised far left
liberal.
<FreeTrade> He was raised far left Jewish Liberal. <Twobar> Yep. I was raised by super liberal
parents. Which means, I raised myself
<FreeTrade> Twobar, You notice how liberals
act contrary to their professed philosophies ? <Twobar> FreeTrade, my father's strength is
in tax shielding and in making money. He fights hard to not pay taxes,
yet he contributes willingly on his own. I listened to a telemarkeeter
from Green peace try and talk him out of $2000 one night
<Twobar> Liberal Heaven: where no one is
responsible for their own actions, except white males are responsible
for everything bad
<Twobar> "Man destroys a trillion life forms
with each footstep he takes. He must be banned from forests, mountains,
rivers, beaches, deserts...herd Man into cities": --Twobar channeling Al
Gore
<Twobar> Quote of The Day <Twobar> "With his shirt hanging out, he
looked like a kid that's been caught in the cookie jar, stealing
cookies," she said. "Unfortunately, my daughter is that cookie." <Twobar> Susan Levy
commenting on Gary Condit's appearance as he waited to board a plane
back to California.
<Twobar> Poor Al Gore. The guy can't even get
a comeback right. First came The Beard. Then Joe Lieberman, when asked
if Gore should be the nominee in 2004, sighed, "Oh, that's a long way
off." Then Bill Clinton devoured all available media oxygen with his
Harlem debut and eye-popping book deal. <Twobar> Then, finally, to add insult to
injury, we learn that the $100 million "GoreCam" - a satellite the veep
dreamed up at 3 a.m. one night to monitor global warming from a million
miles away - has been shelved, unlaunched
<Twobar> "The
Endangered Species Act (ESA) has long been the cause of unnecessary
economic losses. Now it also appears to be responsible for the loss of
human life. Colorado’s Rep. Scott McInnis has called for an
investigation of the actions of U.S. Forest Service officials in
response to a July wildfire in the Okanogan National Forest in the state
of Washington. Four firefighters, including two teenage girls, died in
that blaze while bureaucrats dithered over concerns about endangered
species in the water supply. <Twobar> What seems to be emerging is a
timeline whereby urgent calls for helicopter water drops were placed on
hold for as long as 10 hours while permission was sought to scoop up
water from the nearby Chewach River <Twobar> Why was special permission required?
Because, incredibly, fish protected under the ESA might be scooped up as
well. By the time the water drops belatedly occurred, the fire had
exploded out of control, and the four firefighters, according to Fox
News reports, "burned to death while cowering under protective tents
near the Chewach River." <likanoir> twobar, didnt some guys die cause
of that?
<Twobar> likanoir, 4 died <Twobar> thanks to LiberalWorld logic
<AAAman> Twobar is
feeling a bummer <Twobar> AAAman is feeling Lance's bum
<Ubo> George
Rockwell was a homosexual. <Twobar> Ubo, everybody is gay <Twobar> Lincoln was gay <Twobar> William Shatner is gay <Twobar> Porsches are gay <Twobar> Pianos are gay <Twobar> Sports are gay <Twobar> except for female mud wrasslin <Twobar> Thats' the only real sport
<Twobar> Here is
some Bureaucratic Wisdom: <Twobar> The wait for public toilets in
Seattle may be over soon. City Council members yesterday said they will
try again to get Mayor Paul Schell to sign a contract with a German
company to provide five toilets for $640,000 a year
<Twobar> San
Francisco: officers will undergo sensitivity training, including
face-to-face discussions with transgender people about their lives. The
Police Department has one transgender officer. <Twobar> I think
that's.....special <Twobar> The Police Department already
requires sensitivity training to deal with many groups of people,
including Asians, Latinos and African Americans, seniors, women, the
disabled and gays and lesbians. <praxis9> Aw. I'm crying now. <Twobar> When I weep, I see rainbows
<praxis9> Here is a
picture of Cat Man. [
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2001/aug/02/sillyseason.media ] <praxis9> That's his real name, btw. <CometBaby> holy cow .. <CometBaby> I mean Holy Tiger <praxis9> When I have the coat of a tiger, I
feel I will have reached my goal in life." <praxis9> His fingernails have been crafted
into sharp talons while his hands have tattooed markings like a tiger's
paws. He says he feels like a tiger. <Twobar> that is one ugly human <Twobar> looks like low self esteem <Twobar> I think he scored a 3 on the
SelfEsteemOmeter <^rcane> twobar:why become a tiger if you
have low self esteem? <Twobar> arcane, someone who has self esteem
doesnt need to go thru all that <Twobar> they are happy the way they are <Twobar> MiDave got hisself transformed into
PorcineMan, Catman's cousin <Twobar> Catman's piglike cousin <MiDave> PorcineMan?? <Twobar> MiDave yes. or is it BovineMan, a
manlike cow?
<Byzantium> Tigerman is the kind of guy Twobar only jokes about... BUT
this guy is REAL! <Twobar> Byzantium intends to have the snout
of an anteater grafted onto his face later this year <Twobar> AAAman believes that the elephant
trunk he has grafted onto his face will make up for his having such a
tiny penis.
<Twobar> back in a few min, daughter going to
kick my arse in chinese checkers <Kaliuna> he's going to spend quality time
with his daughter -- [an hour later...] <Twobar> well, my daughter just kicked my
butt at chinese checkers and caught me cheating
<pilgrim`> unstab;e
link, may crash evenin all <Twobar> hey pilgrim <Twobar> pilgrim is ircing on an apple 2,
vintage 1973
<Twobar> or is it 1953 ? <Twobar> or is it 1923 ? <pilgrim`> Two yes I am <Twobar> pilgrim ahhh heheh <Swigert> twobar: yet it works <Stingray9> Twobar IRC's with 2 Dixie Cups
and a string
<Twobar> Stingray9 ircs with one hand
<Twobar> nytol *** Twobar has quit IRC (A man's hands don't
belong in another man's pockets.)
[ Wed Aug 15 2001 ] * Twobar activates his Flight Gland and
whirls cricke up <DStewart> Twobar, that's not a flight gland,
you pervert
<Twobar> AAAman uses his hand as a panacea against the rigoirs of daily
life <Twobar>
DS, it's not ? Ohhh, whoa <Twobar> DS I'm in trouble, huh ? <DStewart> Probably <cricke> Twobar is never in trouble with
me..his nonsense always makes perfectly good sense to me :D <Twobar> cricke !!!!!!!!!
<Twobar> Time and gravity..ok..see here's how
it works
<Twobar> We live on a tenth rate planet in a twentieth rate galaxy <Twobar> on the outer realm of a 30th rate
cosmos
<Twobar> and we are 3 dimensional beings inhabiting a 2 dimensional
plane and we can only understand 1 dimensional thoughts <Twobar> and we are weighted down with Time
and Gravity
<Twobar> THE HUMAN BODY IS A SACK OF FECAL MATTER WITH SCREAMY NERVE
ENDINGS
<Twobar> There is enough potential pain in your little finger to fill up
the universe
<T^Soprano> cricke: ever had a heart attack? <cricke> well, not that I know of <cricke> how does it feel? <cricke> worse than a burn? <Twobar> cricke, a human lives with soul-deep
pain <Twobar>
we all have broken hearts <Twobar> yes, worse than a burn <Twobar> it is an ache down at the very
bottom of the human experience <Twobar> like a grand canyon <cricke> well, I was just wondering if one
thing hurts more than another <Twobar> cricke, one time I broke my leg and
a week later broke up with my girlfriend. The girlfriend thing hurt more
<Spacehog> Twobar
dreams of the day his plastic surgery is done and he looks just like
Rosie O'Donnell <Twobar> Spacehog is the first transgendered
Elvis impersonator
<AAAman> Twobar is continually running short
of amunition
<Twobar> AAAman's pants fell off in the subway causing a panic attack by
over one hundred people <Twobar> AAAman will take the subway, back to
his roots..with or without pants <AAAman> Twobar must educate the population
against the dangers of lead consumption <Twobar> AAAman misses the friendly subway
graffiti from the pre-Guilani years <AAAman> Twobar is defoliated pants and all <Twobar> AAAman has a great big convoy, goin
thru the night <Twobar> AAAman has a convoy in his pants
[ Tue Apr 08 2003 ] <Markup> what's the difference between a
"liberal" and a "progressive"? <Twobar> Markup, the difference between a
"liberal' and a "progressive" is the same as most any form of leftism,
be it those two or communism or socialism: "All of Leftism has one
solution only for all social and economic problems: More Government.
Government must step in and "fix" it." There ARE NO EXCEPTIONS TO THIS
IDIOTIC CONCEPT OF THEIRS. <Twobar>
Liberalism/progressivism/communism/socialism: none of them rejoice in
the right of the individual. All are The Borg. Groupthink. And that
leads to more and more govt control every time.
<bob> Twobar:
Monday night I dreamed that I was at the mall and there was soap on the
floor and Tom Cruise wanted me to hold a baby and then I went to the
stairway but it was a ramp and a short Donald Rumsfeld was on it. What
does it mean?
<Twobar> bob, my gawd that is so beautiful. I think it means that you
believe, and rightly so, that Tom Cruise understand you and that you
were right for form "The Tom Cruise Fan Club". <CometBaby> bob .. tom cruise wants you to
have his baby, and donald rumsfeld was there to warn you that you were
on a slippery slope <Twobar> Comet LOL !!! <Twobar> bob, Comet understands far better
than myself. She is right ! <Twobar> bob, Donald Rumsfield is the
breaking of the baby's fluid, warm and loving, as Tom Cruise holds and
caresses you after your 9 months of human agony
<yowz> AP-Saddam
Hussein has been seen singing karoake with irc notable Twobar at the
blue oyster bar
<mrducky> Twobar: Seems to me like we have a
shitload MORE BIG GOVERNMENT since Bush took over.
<Twobar> mrducky,
no, we do not have a 'shitload more big govt' which Bush. It is larger
and WRONG. Because Bush is a centrist as much as he is a conservative. I
disagree with a ton of what Bush has done, such as the farm and
corporate welfare increases and the steel tarrifs and the open borders
he's not closing <Twobar> mrducky, in fact, it could be said
that alot of what Bush is doing is 'leftist'. I expected this patriot
act/homeland security thing, the part that crunches your rights further,
potentially, from a leftist.
<Twobar> America, England, and Israel must
immediately surrender to Saddam to prove that our eco-caring progressive
sensitivity is superior to their animal brute force <Susan`> Twobar STFU and have a nice day <Twobar> Susan, that hurts my feelings. Why
do we have to do that to each other ? Can't we share a feeling ? <Susan`> heh <Susan`> ok * Susan` hugs you
<MrTottles> Twobar
was once an embedded reporter at the Mustang Ranch <Stingray9> it's right next to the Head Of Al
in Twobar's basement
<Twobar> FreeTrade, escrow closed yesterday.
It's a good feeling. <panini> 2bar you selling your house? <Twobar> panini yes. My house is sold. We're
going to move out of Calif <panini> 2bar wow, where you moving to?? <sfkid> two: where are u moving to <Twobar> panini, sfkid, we dont know yet :P
My wife is flying to Arizonia tomorrow to sstart checking out northern
arizonia which is forested <panini> 2bar fleeing a sinking ship huh? :) <Twobar> panini, yup ! <tygher_5> Twobar: ... CalifiPORNia ?Why? <Twobar> tygher5, well, my wife and I are
both calif natives. WE feel it's time to move.
<DStewart> Twobar, did you sell your place? <pilgrim> DS no, his soul <DStewart> pilgrim, what's the commission on
that?
<pilgrim> he had to pay them 5.95% to agree to take it <Twobar> DS yes. Escrow closed last friday <Twobar> DS we put it up for sale around the
first of march. Closed escrow in 42 days after that <DStewart> wow. Where you going? <Twobar> DS, my wife is in northern Arizonia
right now checking it out <DStewart> Wow, that was a fast decision,
Twobar
<Twobar> DS, well, she's checking it out. We've been considering all
this and putting it together for a few years <Twobar> DS, so I
decided at the beginning of the year to get serious <DStewart> ah. What will the raccoons do? <DStewart> Are you going to return Chester to
his family?
<Twobar> DS, Chester has given me a gnarly case of poison oak <Twobar> I will shoot him, maybe <DStewart> He belongs with the other
raccoons, you know, no matter how much you treat him like a dog <Twobar> DS he belongs in doggy heaven. I
must alleviate him from the terrors of life
<Twobar> TheTailor
wants to have a "sex sandwich" with Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi <TheTailor> Twobar: You are a very, very sick
man...
<TheTailor> Keep up the good work
<Kocur> TwoBar thinks Teddy Kennedy's
buttocks should be framed and bronzed <Twobar> Kocur, Teddy Kennedy is a hero. He
is the first man to turn an Oldsmobile into a submarine
<ScuZzy160> I just
have a feeling that the feminists will take Scott Peterson's side
because they will feel human status of unborn children is being
threatened which could lend itself to threatening their abortion
position
<Twobar> Scuzzy, feminists hate males more than they hate the unborn,
probably. But maybe not. <Twobar> Scuzzy, they hate themselves most of
all actually
<Stoll> France has not been a real world
power since the time of Napolean. Now their irrelevance is becoming
clear to the world. That is a psychological crisis. <Twobar> Stoll, shoring up France, or
anyone's self esteem, is treating a symptom, not the original cause.
France needs a lot of help. <Twobar> they befucked themselves
<RustyFord> so how
you been man?
<RustyFord> we always sit here and throw insults and stuff at each other <Twobar> Rusty, it's adventure time. We are
moving after being here 18 years in this house. And the house is sold
and we dont know yet where we are going to move to. I'm a tenant in my
own home, renting it back for 3 months. So I am in Adventure land. <Twobar> Rusty, I think we will have to move
onto your couch, if that's cool ? <RustyFord> ohhh nice... <Twobar> you wanna pass me the remote ? <Twobar> and grab me another beer? <RustyFord> my remote is fucking broke <Twobar> Rusty, life has no meaning when the
remote does not function
<TheTailor> Idaho! <Twobar> TheTailor, I think Idaho's too cold.
My wife's in Arizona now, and will check out Flagstaff, not that
southern desert crap <DarthBurg> Vegas <Twobar> Maybe Vegas will work...a jewish
elvis impersonator..oh wait, Neil Diamond already did that <TheTailor> Twobar: South Texas is nice :-) <Twobar> TheTailor, I need a forest. But not
a freezing one, like Montana or something. So that leaves sort of
northern Arizona, at least for now till I find out it sux <DarthBurg> Montana, Center of the known
universe
<Twobar> DarthBurg I'm a native Californicator. I am uncomfortable under
70 degrees. I dont get it. So Montana wont work. <yowz|> i thought flagstaff was a dirty
railroad town
<Twobar> yowz my wife is heading to Flagstaff tomorrow, so I will find
out for myself. <Twobar> Shes in Tucson <yowz|> sedona is so freakin expensive <Twobar> yowz , Sedona is artsy fartsy
liberal hell I think <TheTailor> Twobar: Prescott is what you are
looking for, but it does get cold there <TheTailor> Twobar: It does get cold in
winter though..southern mountains are warmer. <Twobar> wife checked out ShowLow and Pinetop
area, they did not like it..that's northeast Az
<panini> we had some
idiots die opposing the war <panini> one anti-war moron here jumped off
the golden gate bridge <Twobar> panini, that will teach Bush.
<Twobar> latah * Twobar has quit IRC (Conservatives believe
that every day is July 4th. Liberals believe that every day is April
15th.)
<Twobar> Jane Fonda is gormless <MrRod> Twobar: What's a gorm? <Twobar> MrRod, it's some limey thing
<Hiker_> Twobar was
thrown out of a strip bar for putting dollars in his own shorts <Twobar> Hiker was arrested for lap dancing
himself
<US-Male> you guys laugh but Twobar can work that G-string <US-Male> he can shake that moneymaker <Hiker_> Twobar has a thong with lumps in it <Twobar> LOL !!!! Man, you guys
<DStewart> Half a
million women and children died in the Iraq war. <DStewart> The gulf was filled with Iraqi
oil. <Twobar>
DS, I think it's half a billion <DStewart> Twobar, don't be ridiculous. <DStewart> We were intentionally attacking
civilians at all times. <DStewart> There were no military targets. <Twobar> DS, that's the real figures. Half a
billion people slaughtered in 3 weeks by americanos in their lustful
search for oil <Twobar> wait, no, I think it was half a
trillion
<Twobar> yes, that's it <DStewart> We tried to solve the problem of
Hussein's hold on power with war. But war never solves anything. <DStewart> So, naturally, Hussein is still in
power.
<Twobar> we slaughtered almost half a trillion innocent iraqi children
<bob> where is
Twobar?
<Kaliuna> bob - twobar left earlier tonight <bob> I heard he left california because the
state ordered him to wear a "hazardous chemicals" label <Tuel_usr> I told Twobar to lay off the
patchouli oil.
<Twobar> it's just like so
..........NEATO-A-ROONIE <panini> Twobar speaks the street lingo <Swigert> panini: what street - whitebread
lane and 50s St?
<Twobar> Here's what the liberals
accomplish.......... <Twobar> April 27 - Kate Klein knew the
forest was ready to explode last June. For five years, the supervisor of
the Black Mesa Ranger District in the Apache-Sitgreaves National Forests
had pushed a plan to thin out the overgrown stands of trees on the
western side of the forest in hopes of curtailing the threat of a
wildfire. But after two years of planning and public hearings, the
project was blocked, first by an appeal and then a lawsuit brought by a
Tucson environmental group. Those legal maneuvers had dragged on for
almost three years by June 2002. <Twobar> Knowing that time was running out,
Klein pushed the higher-ups in the U.S. Forest Service to get the case
moving again. Klein and her staff worked long into the weekend on
paperwork she hoped would break the legal logjam. Three days later, the
first smoke from the Rodeo-Chediski fire was spotted far south on the
Fort Apache Indian Reservation. By the time the fire was finished, it
had wiped out 90 percent of the land that Klein and her team were trying
to protect.
<Twobar> gawd damn, liberals are fucking stupid <Twobar> "It was heartbreaking for all of
us," Klein said. "I think we probably went through all the classic
stages of grieving. There was frustration. There was anger. "I hope people
remember back to when the fire occurred, and right after the fire, some
of the statements that came from environmental groups that they don't
file lawsuits and they don't try to stop projects. They do file
lawsuits, and they do appeal decisions on a regular basis." <Twobar> Now get
this...... A four-month Tribune examination of court records and Forest
Service documents reveals that in the past decade almost every major
forest-thinning project in Arizona has been blocked by a near-constant
chain of lawsuits brought by environmental groups.
<Twobar> Arizona is not unique. Last July a
Forest Service study found that 48 percent of the thinning projects
proposed in national forests nationwide are challenged in appeals. In
addition, 6 percent of those decisions are challenged in court,
according to the report, based on figures from the 2001 and 2002 fiscal
years.
<Twobar> and that's the bottom line <Twobar> I despise no single group of people
more than I do liberals. In fact, they are the only group I detest at
all.
<Tuel_usr> Does anyone besides me go into a
trance at hearing a Loreena McKennitt tune? <Twobar> Tuel, yes, we do too <Tuel_usr> Twobar: You even know who Loreena
McKennitt is?
<Twobar> Tuel, sure, we have a number of her CD's <Twobar> Tuel, I think we've been listening
to her for 3 years or so, she's been around
<Twobar> US-Male
exclaims, "Oh, stop it, Stanley. The neighbors can see right into the
bathroom window!" <US-Male> hehehe <US-Male> Twobar's real name is Stanley <US-Male> Stanley Mugwump <Twobar> No. My real name is Fauntleroy
Nosegay
<Twobar> US-Male, embracing Enuchism, has
started a new religion: "The Cult Of The Gelded Swan". <Twobar> US-Male is taking a class on
circumcisions. He is favoring that "hands-on" approach. <US-Male> Twobar got his briss on a
two-for-one sale
<tygher_5> LOL! I just saw a hilarious
t-shirt in a movie - it said "Shalom, y'all" <tygher_5> ..that sounds like a t-shirt that
Twobar would wear.
<RustyFord> the more i think about Twobar and
what his ideals are <RustyFord> the more i am inclined to agree
<Kocur> Twobar once
had a sexual fantasy involving Nancy Pelosi and hot fudge <Twobar> Kocur proudly tells his encounter
group, "I'm not afraid to show my emotions !"
[ Wed Apr 30 2003 ] <Sulla> Twobar there could be a nuclear war
and we would still be in power <Twobar> Sulla, if we have a nuclear world
war , we are too stupid to live and we deserve whatever we get <CometBaby> Fox News: Sen. Frank Lautenberg
claims the threat of terrorism demands new restrictions on the sale of
guns, so he's proposed legislation that imposes new restrictions on gun
dealers and allows unlimited surprise inspections of dealerships. <Twobar> and
speaking of "too stupid to live", that Frank Lautenberg idiot proves my
point
<Twobar> the main problem America has is our
government. Our bureaucrats, our politicians, are fucking polluted
morons with anal-cranial interface problems.
<Twobar> Bootleggr
is the founding member of The Boy George Look Alike Fan Club <Twobar> Strangely, Bootleggr is also the
founding member of the Michael Jackson look allike Fan club <Bootleggr> Twobar still waiting for his
membership app for Sheeplovers International <bob> Twobar is the president of the feather
boa club for men... and a client
<Twobar> haha here, in fact, is one of the
basic definitions of today's Liberalism......... <Twobar> According to Lemrick Nelson’s
"40-ounce" defense, nobody is ever guilty of anything. Murderers are
pretty adept at finding excuses for themselves and also at blaming
others
<US-Male> now Abe Lincoln there was a real
politician
<Twobar> Lincoln, in fact, was bisexual <Twobar> He had a boyfriend named Lance <Twobar> 26 American presidents were gay <Twobar> 19 were jewish <Twobar> most people dont know this stuff
<Twobar> Leftists
today would ban tacos, heterosexuality, white males, christianity, guns,
hamburgers, money, businesses, owning land, owning your house, any pets,
and about 20 million other things, if they could
<Twobar> There's
probably a special place in Hell for Scott Ritter, the
Marine-turned-weapons inspector-turned-Iraqi sympathizer. Upon
liberating Baghdad, our military opened the gates of a Baghdad prison
for children-- CHILDREN -- whose only crime was being the offspring of
Iraqis who opposed Saddam. Who knew about this prison, besides the
Iraqis? Scott Ritter <Twobar> Scott Ritter. Last year, he told
Time magazine that he knew of it, but wouldn't discuss the prison
because "what I saw was so horrible that it can be used by those who
would want to promote war with Iraq, and right now I'm waging peace."
Ritter chose to put his own, narrow, idealistic political goals before
the lives of Iraqi children <Twobar> By the way, Scott Ritter told a
French radio network earlier this year, "The United States is going to
leave Iraq with its tail between its legs, defeated." Not only is Ritter
a heartless ideologue, he is a lousy prognosticator.
<Twobar> For the
first time in several years, public land managers in Arizona are able to
use prescribed burns, one of the most potent weapons against destructive
forest fires. Prescribed burning has been practiced by Native Americans
for hundreds of years and has been used by Anglo land managers for more
than a century. It has gained popularity as a way of thinning out the
nation's snarled forests <Twobar> common sense over the stupid
effeminato leftists
<Swigert> where's Twobar? <sane> swigert i am twobar <surly> Twobar is taking a Saddam <pilgrim> Twobar was in front of some
reporters claiming everything was fine when some marines came in <CometBaby> The 101st Airborn saw Twobar's
picture on TV in his lovely lilac TuTu .. and they started a fan club <CometBaby> oh darn .. Twobar left :(
<Twobar> SHE LEFT
ME ON THE CORNER OF LOVE AND LUST
<US-Male> Twobar shines his Brucelight
brightly
<Twobar> US-Male, in his sensitive new poem called "Dream Of Dolphins",
US explains that "angels are dolphins who haven't learned to swim yet". <US-Male> Twobar that was like, beautiful,
man! <Twobar>
US hehehe
<US-Male> Twobar: The Dolphin's cherubic smile causes my heart to soar
like an eagle
<Twobar> US, oh gawd, that makes me break right down and cry. My mascara
is carving rivulets down my face like the grand canyon, which is 80
miles from here <US-Male> Twobar, but it loooks good with
those fishnets <Twobar> US, dam, that's right. But fishnet
stockings look best on chickens. Nothing sexier than that.
<Twobar> zetatalk
is right. the world is going to end in at any time <Mouser> Twobar, this week? Hot damn, means I
don't have to do the laundry <Twobar> Mouser, do the laundry. You dont
want to be caught with shorts THAT foul <Mouser> Twobar, you sound like my mother <Twobar> Mouser, I am your mother, Luke
<Twobar> gawd I am
still in this hotel in Flagstaff <Twobar> been here 2 weeks <Twobar> I am so horny
<OJ-Luger> you'll
never get a woman <Twobar> well I am married, I want MY woman <OJ-Luger> thats sweet <Mouser> Twobar, time to order the special
movie <Twobar>
Mouser, you mean "Lance Meets Bruce" ?
<Byzantium> Where's Twobar or Stingray9
tonite?
<Quidam> i love Twobar. :P <Byzantium> I love Twobar's sensitivity
toward liberals <US-Male> Twobar and Stingray are phonesexing
<panini> it is human
nature to be jealous of those who have more than you... those who cannot
overcome that emotion are liberals <Twobar> panini well put
<Twobar> I am so hot now I'd grope myself if
I could find it <Kaliuna> two-- no you won't -- now you gotta
get packing to move! <Kaliuna> now outin AZ you will be hot hot
hot <Twobar>
Kaliuna, we move between June 22 and July 10, approx <Twobar> so I have plenty of groping time, if
I could find it
<Stingray9> Twobar is moving? <Twobar> Stingray9, yep. I am moving to the
corner of Love and Lust. <Twobar> Stingray9, actually to Flagstaff <Stingray9> Twobar.. cool.. any paricular
reason, or do you enjoy triple digit heat? <Twobar> Stingray9, Flagstaff is much cooler
than where we are now <Twobar> Stingray9, Calif can boogie down
gray davis memorial lane all it wants to <Twobar> it can go as downhill as liberalism
will take it
<Twobar> tax the fuck out of it <Twobar> it dont befront me <Twobar> Arizona seems at least ten percent
saner <Twobar>
if not 50%
<Stingray9> isn't AZ just as bad as CA? <Twobar> Sting, nope, AZ is rather
conservative
<Stingray9> so what ya gonna do in Flagstaff? <Twobar> I am going to break in a couch.
<Stingray9>
you just get sick of Cali? <Twobar> Well sort of....I guess....i want to
live somewhere sane <Twobar> and also, Flagstaff is a great place
to invest in, real estate <Twobar> I'm buying a home for $372 and
paying cash, that would sell for about 900k here <Twobar> so I can invest in real estate and
buy a business or even two <Twobar> so quality of life is better, at
least that's what I'm hoping <Twobar> it's a pretty nice place <Twobar> but I'm also doing it for my wife
and daughter
<Mantra> Arizona is...tooo dry and hot... <Twobar> Mantra, Flagstaff is in the north,
it's at 7000 feet, it 's not like Phoenix and Tuscon which are shitholes <Twobar> Mantra, Phoenix is horrible beyond
belief. It was 81 in Flagstaff the other day when I left, and 107 in
Phoenix
<panini> Twobar vote mccain out of office please :) <Twobar> panini, amen
<Twobar> The people
sleeping have allowed politicians to vote themselves continually more
power thru the 20th century, and so now we get assholes who want to lead
instead of serve. Because their real motive is Power. <Twobar> Today's politicians are 3rd and 4th
rate slime
<Tempesta> The teenager who doesn't
appreciate Shakespeare has a very poor teacher. <TastyCow> Teenagers are too busy in High
School for Shakespeare. <Tempesta> Yeah, they're too busy getting
laid and learning to put condoms on bananas after they contract an STD
and/or become pregnant. Pursuits much more critical and impressive than
learning Shakespeare. <Twobar> Tempesta LOL !! <Twobar> Tempesta, I had to sign a paper just
a few weeks ago, NOT permitting my 13 yr old how to learn to put a
condom on a cucumber. that's another reason to leave Calif
<Swigert> Twobar!
where have you been? I've missed you <Twobar> Swigert, I have been in Flagstaff
for the last 2 weeks. I am buying a home <Swigert> Twobar: moving to a more
conservative state? <Twobar> Swig exactly <praxis> Twobar is leaving the sinking ship. <panini> i'm jealous of Twobar
<Gosseyn> praxis:
Hmm, how does a liberal define "the rich"? <praxis> Gosseyn:
Anyone with a car? <Twobar> Gosseyn, "the rich" is anyone with a
job <Twobar>
to the liberal <Twobar> Liberalism is, at best, a major
reality-disconnect, and at worst, a mental illness
<TastyCow> Do you
know why man is superior to all other animals? <Twobar> because we invented pants <Twobar> Man is superior because we invented
pants and encounter groups <Twobar> and forks
<MrRod> Some people
may think "short, brutish, and dirty" describes life in a Mexican
ghetto. It does not. It describes Twobar's schlong. <Twobar> MrRod , that is so true
<STINGRAY`> Twobar
hey bro
<Twobar> heya Sting, happy memorial day <STINGRAY`> Twobar thanks bro <Kaliuna> hi TWO <Twobar> hey Kaliuna <CometBaby> hey
Twobar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 <Twobar> Comet !!!!!! <CometBaby> I finally got back. You home now? <Twobar> Comet, yes, about 3 days ago. <CometBaby> I've
been thinking about you <STINGRAY`> Twobar found a 2 story outhouse <Twobar> Comet, found a nice place. We are in
escrow, we will close escrow June 10, and move between late June, early
July
<CometBaby> whoa .. things happen fast with you :) <Twobar> Comet heh, yep <STINGRAY`> Twobar is moving to his new home
juneteenth
<bob> Twobar, how much did you sell the ranch for? <Twobar> bob, I sold this place for 550k and
am paying 372k cash for the new one <bob> Twobar: ah, that's the great thing
about California... you get a nice golden parachute when you finally
decide to move out <Twobar> bob, exactly <CometBaby> so tell me .. did you get the
acreage you hoped to find? <Twobar> Comet, nope. No acreage. A home with
neighbors on each side, on a hilltop. <STINGRAY`> twobar moved to the town of
Perfect *
CometBaby watches Twobar wiggle in his chair <Twobar> The house is very nice, but no
acreage and neighbors. I hope I can deal with it. <CometBaby> Two .. on a hilltop .. sounds
like nice views :) <Twobar> Comet yes, lovely views. And a nice
feeling of privacy and spaciousness. It should work ok. <Twobar> Well I've lived with total privacy
for 18 years, it is what I am used to. I am doing this for my teenager
who needs more social life and also, to take the assets we have and
utilize them in a less expensive, but booming area. I think it's a
compromise, but it's a workable one. <Kaliuna> Two-- hope it works out great! <Twobar> Kaliuna thanks
<Swigert> Twobar's
favorite actor: Alec Baldwin <Twobar> Swigert is leader of the Keanu
Reeves fan club
<Twobar> The work of an artist stricken by
dementia underwent a remarkable transformation, becoming increasingly
free and original as her brain decayed, research published today
reveals. The findings suggest that some types of dementia may release
new areas of creativity, which grow and develop as language skills
decline.
<Twobar> LOL.......Liberalism defined in organic terms.......... <|Gosseyn|> Twobar: In short, their "art"
starts to resemble the scribblings of preliterate children, or better
yet, the random splatters and scribbles of chimpanzees and gorillas. <Twobar> Gosseyn, in Liberalism, heaving dung
on religious statues is an art worthy of an NEA grant. Deteriorating
brain definitely explains it
<Swigert> Twobar watches only the CBC <Twobar> Swigert led the Gay Pride parade
today. He was the naked guy with the peacock feathers hangin out his bum
[ Sat May 31 2003 ] <Twobar> well I have figured out how to fix
the economy completely forever <Twobar> it is so damn easy <bob> Twobar: tax internet pr0n <Twobar> I owe it all to masturbation, er I
mean deep thinking <Twobar> advertisements on coins and dollar
bills <Twobar>
Simply: Allow companies to ADVERTISE ON MONEY <Twobar> and besides, it sums up the spirit
of this country toda <Twobar> bob that too <Twobar> advertise on money. Bill Gates
putting his visage on 5 dollar bills <Twobar> The statue of liberty on quarters:
instead , have a guy lifting his arm and applying Ban deodorant <Twobar> see ? <Twobar> advertising on money <Twobar> what a great idea <Twobar> Isnt it amazing what ideas pop into
your head when you masturbate ? <Twobar> er, I mean 'meditate'
[ Sun Jun 08 2003 ] <Twobar> gawd I cant believe it. I actually
got into a physical confrontation with a neighbor today. I havent had a
fight since the third grade <Twobar> I'm too old for that <FreeTrade> Twobar! You snuck in under radar
;) <Twobar>
heya FreeTrade ! I am bizarred out. I actually got into a physical
confrontation with a neighbor today <FreeTrade> Twobar, what kind of fight? <FreeTrade> And did you say physical <Twobar> FreeTrade,
basically we were two old geezers pushing each other around <FreeTrade> Wow <FreeTrade> What Happened <Twobar> FreeTrade,
he spritzed me with Roundup. So I punched him with my walking stick. He
fell on his butt. Then he picked up a rotted log and swung it at me and
it fell apart hehehe <FreeTrade> Damn! <Twobar> It was very weird and surrealistic <FreeTrade> Twobar did a verbal argument
start out ahead of this ? <Twobar> FreeTrade yes. I confronted him
about boundary lines and easements we share <FreeTrade> Twobar, IM trying to mellow
myself out
<Twobar> FreeTrade, I dont like the feeling this left me with. it's
nasty
<FreeTrade> A guy the other day honked his horn at me for someything
trivial
<FreeTrade> my normal reaction would be to stop and force him on my tail <FreeTrade> but then I thought oh shit let
him go
<Twobar> FreeTrade, not me. I always allow idiots to be idiots and I
back off. But this time it was far too personal and he'd sort of
insulted my wife too...he said to her , regarding easements, "I can
become your worst nightmare". I confronted him with this. <FreeTrade> Twobar, Damn <BabyJazz> aww aren't neighbors just grand
Twobar
<Twobar> Baby exactly <Twobar> FreeTrade neither of us got hurt, we
just sort of pushed at each other ludicraciously <Twobar> But at least I let him know what I
felt , that his arrogance wont work on us <FreeTrade> Twobar damn, that's so wierd Twobar, what was the easement issue and the
property line issue? Does it involve a question such as, Excuse me, but
do you know where the actual property line is ? <FreeTrade> You know this sounds like a case
of where good fences make good neighbors <FreeTrade> hire a survey company to stake
it.
<FreeTrade> Then build a fence entirely on your property <FreeTrade> Put the pretty side on your side <Twobar> FreeTrade, this is more like we have
an easement and he feels that he can control us because of it. I think.
I went up there to find out just what it is he is wants and is about. I
think he wanted to buy our house, and pay far less for it than it was
worth. I offered it to him first, for a large amount off my asking
price, and he turned it down. Then he got angry when he found out we
sold it.
<FreeTrade> Twobar AHH you mean the house in California! <Twobar> FreeTrade, yes <FreeTrade> You had a Road Easement ? <FreeTrade> Properly disclosed no doubt ? <Twobar> FreeTrade yes. A driveway over his
land to our home. Very legal , 50 years old and properly disclosed. <FreeTrade> Twobar hes fucked <FreeTrade> fuck him <FreeTrade> Flip him off when you take off <Twobar> FreeTrade exactly. he has absolutely
no clout. That's why I wanted to go talk to him what the hell he wanted. <Twobar> FreeTrade, the whole thing makes no
sense. That's why I went up there. To ask him, to confront him about
what he told my wife, and to try and communicate . <Twobar> FreeTrade,
imagine someone telling your wife about an easement "I can become your
worst nightmare". That's nutty. Someone who does that is a coward. So I
needed to confront him and believe me, its' not my style. <FreeTrade> Twobar, it just seems so bizzare,
and his choice of words too <Twobar> FreeTrade exactly. My wife thinks
he's mental
<Twobar> FreeTrade, and here's the clincher: his wife and mine have been
good friends for ten years. Tho I had never met him before. <FreeTrade> Twobar, Jesus, Even more bizarre <Twobar> FreeTrade yes, and again, that's why
I couldnt just ignore it <Twobar> FreeTrade yes. My wife has her
theories on it, and thinks that these two are power control freaks and
wanted our house for alot less than it's worth. That they dont know land
values and misunderestimated my knowledge of real estate. <FreeTrade> hes pissed off he didnt get what
he wanted.
<Twobar> FreeTrade yes. A control thing with the goal in mind of getting
our house cheaper and is now angry because we sold it quietly without
him knowing
<FreeTrade> A lot of people are stupid <Twobar> FreeTrade, stupid and downright
almost evil
<FreeTrade> I see that from time to time Twobar, Petty vindictiveness, A
client of our firm who I helped sale a house for this year, his wife
pulled some of that on an engineering friend of mine, now they will ask
me for a bid, I will jack it up 20% based on her attitude <Twobar> FreeTrade ahhh yes. That is what I
imagine he is attempting
<Twobar> back in a few min. doing daughter's
homework. She will probably get a D..uh...I mean an A
<MrRod> Twobar still gets lost driving home. <Twobar> MrRod, it took me two hours of
attempting to find my new house the day after we made an offer on it.
<RustyFord> Twobar
did you hear?!?!?!? <Twobar> RustyFord, well I'm half deaf so
probably not
<L0c0> ANY guy would like to get as much
bumper as Bill [Clinton]....but NOBODY would want anybody else to know
about it
<Twobar> L0c0, once a guy gets to be about 50 and is relatively happily
married, you are not the same sex fiend you were at 17, if you are a
rational person. <MrRod> Twobar: Oh come on. 50 year old men
are just as horny as 17 year old guys. They're just better at hiding it. <Twobar> MrRod, nope. One literally changes
and one's wife becomes all you need. Believe me, I wouldnt have believed
it either if I hadnt lived it
<Swigert> Twobar was a classmate of LBJ <Glock21> Wow... I didn't think LBJ was THAT
old! * Twobar
waves fairy dust on Glock21 and turns him into Tammy Faye Bakker <Twobar> Swigert will play the lead in "The
Sharon Stone Story" <Swigert> Twobar wants the lead in "The Alec
Baldwin Story" <Twobar> hehehe <Twobar> Swigert led the Arkansas Inbreeding
Convention, where for some reason, everyone's last name is "clinton". <Glock21> hahaha <Swigert> Twobar once ran across the entire
state of Missouri - and no one knows why <Twobar> Swigert is sad because his
girlfriend has been diagnosed with mad cow disease and is being
quarantined along with the rest of the her
<Swigert> Twobar:
is Bush the paid agent of the oil companies? <Twobar> Swigert yes. We need someone pure of
soul and heart, like Al Gore <Swigert> Twobar: isn't Gore paid by the same
oil companies? <Twobar> Swiggy, well, Honest Al happens to
own half a million bucks worth of Occidental Petroleum. Yet he purports
to hate the use of fossil fuels. but he's no hypocrite, is he ? <Twobar> like most all of liberalism. It is
so full of hypocrisy that it is mind boggling <Twobar> There is nothing in liberalism that
is NOT hypocritical <BabyJazz> Two seriously dude thought you
were over the al fixation <Twobar> BabyJazz, it's not really an algore
fixation. It is a fixation on the utter stupidity of half of the human
race who live in the US
<Twobar> I have a masters in the art of love.
I know a woman's body like I know my own hand.
<Twobar> Quote of
the day:
<Twobar> "After an indifferent 18 months in the Senate, in which she
devoted her energies to the same pork-barreling and logrolling that
occupy her less-famous colleagues, Clinton has proved she is not the
left-wing ideologue her enemies once imagined her to be. She is,
however, a gut-fighting partisan, and her book is an exercise in pure
political malice." -Andrew Ferguson who actually read "Living History"
for Bloomberg News <TastyCow> Twobar: Not a left wing idealogue.
yah right.
<Twobar> TastyCow exactly <Twobar> She's about as moderate and balanced
as a Tyrannosaurus is a vegetarian
* Saphire- loves america, where else i the
world can you sell a 10 cent cup of sanka for 6 bucks <Twobar> any drooling idiot that pays six
bucks for a ten cent cup of sanka deserves to lose their 6 bucks <Saphire-> Twobar: I agree, I see it every
day. There is upscale grocery store near here with a star*ucks in it.
watch them buy the fake coffee <Twobar> Saphire, that is the left handed
attribute of capitalism: fools lose their money, no government to
"protect" them..unless they are giant corporation fools
<Twobar> my wife
was in a snit this morning and not feeling good. She is the first woman
in history to yell at her man for taking the trash out.
<pilgrim`> I gotta drive out to my Dad's and
fix his PC; he got a worm <Twobar> pilgim's dad has invited in the
shoggoth
<pilgrim`> Twobar Cthulhu is my copilot <Twobar> pilgrim hahaha <Twobar> pilgrim's dad has Oroborous on his
computer
<Twobar> pilgrim, ever read the Mervyn Peak series ? <Twobar> I think it was Peak <pilgrim`> I do have a tee shirt that says
"Cthulhu Saves" <pilgrim`> Titus Grown? <Twobar> the Oroborous series. The worm that
gnaws on it's own tail, representing infinity <pilgrim`> Twobar ah <Twobar> yes, Peak was Titus Groan and the
other 2 books
<Twobar> I have the wrong author <Twobar> cant remember, 'ammit <pilgrim`> I am familair with Oroborus from
Prof. Bulfinch ;) <Twobar> pilgrim, and Lord Dunsany <Twobar> that's a different oroborous <pilgrim`> I have a 1st edition Dunsany
<Twobar>
ahhhh wonderful ! <pilgrim`> I have original Arkham House
prints
<Twobar> lovely !!! <Twobar> Dunsany's fantasy was what inspired
Lovecraft's dunsanian period <pilgrim`> I have the Alfred Knoph Yellow Ed.
of Arthur Machen <pilgrim`> I have 1 signed Machen <Twobar> pilgrim, again, that's lovely <Twobar> pilgrim, and the King In Yellow <pilgrim`> Sax Rommer? <Twobar> no...cant remember who. <panini> the King of
Elfland's Daughter <Twobar> dammit <pilgrim`> I also have many pupl writer's
1sts
<pilgrim`> ah
<pilgrim`> yeah <Twobar> panini, that's Dunsany <panini> yup <Twobar> Lovecraft wrote in Dunsany type
fantasy first,before he moved on to his Cthulhu Mythos period <pilgrim`> I also have a few 1st of other
even more weird <Twobar> panini, in fact, I think that was
Dunsany's best <pilgrim`> Dreamquest <Twobar> Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath <panini> Twobar i think so too <pilgrim`> yep <Twobar> my favorite Lovecraft book <Twobar> that and the Silver Key and thru the
gates of the siilver key <pilgrim`> Two obscure, macbre and occult was
my specialty
<sonik> so Twobar believes in the illuminati? <pilgrim`> Two I wrote some takeoffs on that
m'self
<Twobar> sonik, of course, the illuminati have gene-patterned the last
90 generations and we now have Al gore <obelisk][> Lovecraft tended to take and
create too literalized fiction. <pilgrim`> Illuminati? I have Arkhon Dural's
Hist of Secret Societies. reare one <Twobar> pilgrim , I tried my hand at writing
Mythos stories, but I suck <pilgrim`> Two I have a Signed Derleth <Twobar> pilgrim wonderful ! <pilgrim`> and a Wanderi <pilgrim`> oh and a Lin Carter but ho hum <Twobar> pilgrim those guys helped shape the
best period of imaginative fiction in my opinion <Twobar> I like Lin Carter <pilgrim`> Two one thing I used to have, lost
it years ago:
<pilgrim`> a sopastone carving original by Clark Ashton Smith <Twobar> pilgrim, the truth is, I think tht
Clark Ashton smith may have been the best of them all <pilgrim`> it was of the "Ancient Ones"
looked like a octopus on a stalk <Twobar> hahah great ! <Twobar> pilgrim I wonder if you can find
that stuff on ebay now <pilgrim`> I have a copy of Smith's "Black
Book"
<pilgrim`> 1st paperback Arkham ever did <pilgrim`> its his "occasional book" of
unfinished tales <pilgrim`> I have a 1st American of Wilkie
Collins: The Moonstone <Twobar> pilgrim, havent seen that one <pilgrim`> gotta go... <Twobar> pilgrim ok take care
<BabyJazz> happy
fourth of july twobar <Twobar> Baby, happy fourth, and thank you :) <Twobar> if we replaced cash with sexual
favors every woman would be automatic millionaires <BabyJazz> :) twobar
<Twobar> Of course
republicans appear mean-spirited. Somebody has to be the adult. Somebody
has to say to the liberal, "Hey, get your penis out of that dog. That is
WRONG."
<CometBaby> twobar .. lol <MacKinzi> Twobar: you're just being
judgmental
<Twobar> MacKinzi, yes. And being "judgemental" is the worst crime in
LiberalWorld.
<Twobar> which of course is insane
<Twobar> We should send our liberals to fight
the north korean liberals. that way, no one would get hurt. It would be
a giant girly, screamy hair-pulling fight <MacKinzi> Twobar: one big, limpwristed slap
fight <Twobar>
hehehe
<MacKinzi> Twobar: except that it would end up in an orgy <Twobar> hahahaha
<CometBaby> Twobar this is so cool. I am
teaching myself how to edit digital photographs to fix mistakes when the
picture was taken. <CometBaby> I am learning all about the
histogram, levels, layers and the like. <CometBaby> How to paint in missing parts of
a picture .. how to paint over bad spots in the photo (like glare) ..
how to repair the old photographs of great grandparents, etc. <Twobar> what is a histogram , Comet ? <CometBaby> twobar I am not sure how to
define it
<CometBaby> its like a graph .. mathematically representing the picture <CometBaby> it has spikes in the graph and
shows you the dept of color, hue saturation in a way you can see <Twobar> Comet, it
sounds like fun. the old family photos are munged up pretty badly after
25 years and the brownie cameras always had flawed areas. <Twobar> in the photos <Twobar> wow ! <Twobar> It sounds almost like an art form of
it's own
<CometBaby> you can see in a logical way .. aside from looking at the
picture
<Twobar> that is the amazing side of computers. it sort of combines
mathematical logic with art. <panini> I'm proud of you, Comet :) <CometBaby> pani :) <CometBaby> thanks <CometBaby> pani .. can you give twobar a
better definition of the histogram? <Twobar> 'histogram' sounds like a medical
term <panini>
a histogram is a type of graph where the variable is broken up into
discrete ranges (buckets), and a integer value is assigned to each
bucket
<panini> if that helps any... <Twobar> uh yes, panini, uh, very, um,
helpful, yes, uh. <CometBaby> this was the best one <CometBaby> <@CometBaby> its like a graph ..
mathematically representing the picture <Twobar> Now that I get <panini> but yeah, it's basically a graph of
the frequency distribution <Twobar> It seems that would be the only way
to get into the photo to change it properly as per the engineer type
mind of a software designer <Twobar> panini ahhh that makes sense <panini> in practical terms, if you had a
color histogram of a photo that was heavy in blue and red, then you
would see spikes at the blue, and at the red frequencies, and low values
at the other colors <Twobar> ahhh got it <Twobar> Comet, in the early '60's, my dad
and I used to develop our own 35 mm film in the bathroom heh. <Twobar> I think it
was 35mm
<Twobar> "oh gawd, dad ...!!!"
<Sting9Wrk> Twobar.. what in the hell are you
doing in AZ?
<Twobar2> Sting9Wrk, we moved about 3 weeks ago <Twobar2> Sting9Wrk to Flagstaff <Sting9Wrk> besides disrupting property
values
<Twobar2> yes, that too <Sting9Wrk> I knew that.. Gray Davis misses
you <Twobar2>
he misses me and ten thousand other ex-californicators
<TheTailor> Where's
Twobar <TomM>
Twobie is out with Lance. A Barbara Streisand concert. He will be back
soon. They went for quiche and wine...Twobie will be here... <plusplusC> TomM: Twobar said the fact that
Yanni was opening for Streissand was delicious icing on the cake...he
sent his regrets he could not be here in #politics tonight if it meant
passing up a swell opportunity like that.
<quidam> where is
Twobar? ;(
<plusplusC> quidam: Twobar went to a doubleheader concert tonight -
Yanni opening for Barbara Streissand <quidam> wtf?! Twobar likes that crap?! <crispy2> quidam didn't Twobar ever show you
his elton john personal autograph? he scanned it and has it on his
homepage
<TomM-> quidam Twobar is a sensitive man. He likes the finer things.
Boors like you, who call it crap, have no sense of style. So just shut
up you silly goose! <plusplusC> quidam: Twobar went with his
dwarf friends in their 1980s vintage van, complete with green shag
carpet and a classic 8-track player sound system
<Baldon> ++C, my
true feelings are for Twobar <TheTailor> Baldon: Don't let his lover TomM-
hear that
<TomM-> TheTailor I already saw it...That slut Twobar is still out after
eleven. He better have a good excuse. <plusplusC> Tom: It's only 9:30 where Twobar
is <TomM->
plusplusC that evil bastard moved to another time zone to facilitate his
philandering...he has no decency!
<seanchai> Twobar is out painting the town <ValleyGal> hey i like Twobar <ValleyGal> he is one nice guy! <ValleyGal> twobar is one of myfavs on the
mirc <Guest1>
Twobar kept kickin me for saying terrorism was necessary in world today
<BabyJazz> i just
took my bra off no better feeling after a long day :) <Twobar> me too <BabyJazz> its a nice feeling eh two <Twobar> I just took mine off man I feel
better
<Twobar> Baby it sure is <BabyJazz> hhehe <CryArvach> Twobar female? <Twobar> CryArvach hell no. I am a sensitive
liberal male
[ Fri Sep 14 2003 ] <praxis9> The liberals are upset over speech
again. I sense that censorship is their next ideological move. <Twobar> Liberals would ban free speech in a
heartbeat. what do you think political correctness is all about, besides
mere social engineering
<Twobar> SYDNEY (Reuters) - Former U.N. chief
weapons inspector Hans Blix now believes Iraq destroyed its weapons of
mass destruction 10 years ago and that intelligence agencies were wrong
in their weapons assessment that led to war. In an interview with
Australian radio from Sweden, Blix said the search for evidence of
biological, chemical or nuclear weapons would probably only uncover
documents at best. <Twobar> Right. Now he tells us. <Twobar> IGNORANCE IS BLIX
<Twobar> speaking
of absolute liberal scum.... <Twobar> A teacher who had his Grade 10
students read about bestiality and incest during class should be lauded,
a veteran school board commissioner said. Having 15-year-olds read about
sex with dogs and stallions in class isn't any more shocking than the
"trash" they see every day in the media, commissioner Robert Cadotte
said
<seanchai^> oh my god <seanchai^> that's despicable <Twobar> That is where liberalism leads us
today and has for 30 years <Glock21> Yeah by 16 most Canadians have
already performed an act of beastiality. <Twobar> Glock hahah
[ Wed Sep 24 2003 ] [18:36] <bender183> thats right gang up on me
I LOVE IT YOUR PRESIDENT IS GOING DOWN IN 2004 AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU
CAN DO ABOUT IT [18:37] * bender183 was kicked by Twobar (you
seem insane. Meds, brother, meds)
<Twobar> trick, to conservatives I know, skin
color is skin color. But liberals make a gigantic deal out of it. <panini> liberals tend to identify people by
*race*; conservatives identify people by *character* <Twobar> panini is correct
<Twobar> football
is gay
<Twobar> all sports are gay <Twobar> except for female mud wrestling <Twobar> of course not. You appear to be a
liberal.
<AmericanP> if there's any wrestling of females going on, i want to be
involved
<Twobar> oh I take back my comment <Twobar> you are ok with me * Twobar shoves AmericanP in between to huge
breasted hot babes rolling around in the mud. AmericanP owes me bigtime.
<ElmerFud> i don't
like mexicans
* ElmerFud was kicked by Twobar (racist slime)
<Hiker> man i made a
spectacular dinner tonight. My wife is in love with my ass <Twobar> Hiker, so are Bruce and Lance
[ Sat Oct 11 2003 ] <AAAman> Twobar is great, wonderful, and full
of wisdom
<Twobar> AAAman is Lionesque and Magnificent ! <sane1> twobar has had sex with three
different men in three days <Twobar> sane1 has had sex with the same cow
every day for the last 9 years. A male cow. <AAAman> Twobar slides down his pole with the
grace of a great cat <Twobar> AAAman is Mt Rushmore-ish <Twobar> sane1 looks like an 11 yr old
hairless chihuaha <Twobar> sane1 looks exactly like Gray Davis
looking like Mr. Rogers <Twobar> AAAman looks exactly like Al Gore
with a mullet
<FreeTrade> Twobar asked Kobe Bryant and Magic Johnson to visit him at
his ranch ;)
<Twobar> hehehehe <Twobar> OREO !! <AAAman> Twobar is the Teflon Groper or is
that Arnold
<Twobar> AAAman wants to be lapdanced by Gray Davis <RustyFord> I heard Kobe will only come if
Twobar is bent over a saddle=P <Twobar> RustyFord's new sex change is half a
success. The other half remains a hermaphrodite <Twobar> AAAman has nude posters of Chairman
Mao over his bed <mongo`> i have a Th'anka over my bead <mongo`> a th'anka is a buddhist painting
from tibet'
<Twobar> mongo has nude pictures of Bella Abzug over his bed <mongo`> well, bella AND the th'anka <AAAman> Mirror on the wall, Twobar is the
fairest of them all <Twobar> AAAman is effervescent and
scintillating
<Twobar> CanOfSpam keeps a pound of cheese logs in his pants <Twobar> AAAman is "protected" by wearing 3
pair of Dependz , over his bikini <CanOfSpam> sane1 had sex with a goat beard <AAAman> Twobar is protected by wearing a
baggie with a rubberband <CanOfSpam> I met a girl who loved having her
hair pulled. It was weird, but awesome <Twobar> CanOfSpam would have rough sex if he
could, but he would throw his back out, and that's only if he could last
more than 3 pumps, which is not possible. <Bootleggr> Twobar likes it rough with Lance
and Bruce
<CanOfSpam> Twobar is so into rough sex, that he pulls the hair back on
his hand and slaps it <mongo`> hehehe <BabyJazz> hehe cos <Twobar> AAAman had sex , but his hand says
it depends on what the meaning of "is" is. <AAAman> Twobar is a bedroom Tiger. What a
tail
<CanOfSpam> Twobar is a bot. <mongo`> twobar s typing with his tongue now <Twobar> hehehe <CanOfSpam> Twobar typed /autojew and went to
the bathroom
<Twobar> hahahaha <FreeTrade> Twobar has a reputation for being
a great manly lover.. <AAAman> Twobar has performance anxiety <Twobar> AAAman cherry picks the neighbor's
poodles
<MrRod> Twobar has a Yorkshire Terrier. <MrRod> Named Honey Bunz. <Twobar> I can actuallly last 3 full pumps
during sex
<FreeTrade> Twobar, after your erection injection ? <mongo`> 2bar: you need to join that health
club and start swimming' <MrRod> Twobar: A 'pump' is an in AND out
motion. So it's really 1 1/2. <Twobar> FreeTrade, yep. I am so proud. <AAAman> Twobar, unlike talk show hosts,
overdoses on Viraga <Twobar> AAAman sells his body on street
corners, to very nice men who offer him alot of money, sometimes even a
dollar.
<Twobar> AAAman found that welfare as a lifestyle worked very well, but
somehow, those filthy republicans and clinton ended his escapade.
<MrRod> Twobar looks like Art Garfunkle. <Twobar> MrRod looks like Madeline Albright
when he gets the urge to dress womanis <Twobar> MrRod is a master in the Art of
Love. He knows a woman's body like he knows his own hand. <MrRod> Twobar is a Curmudgeon of the Second
Order?
<Twobar> MrRod looks exactly like Joe Lieberman with a mullet
<Twobar> Al Franken
was picked up at a motel with either an underage boy or an overage goat.
Some things dont really need a crystal ball to predict. <Twobar> and speaking of filthy
liberals...here's business as usual... <Twobar> The leaflets were not pretty,
showing an older pot-bellied man with gray hair and sunglasses with his
arms around two clearly under-aged, shirtless Thai boys. Handed out in
front of the Twin Peaks Tavern in the Castro by alleged sexual abuse
victims and family of victims, the photos portrayed alleged child
molester, 68-year-old Thomas White and focused on local gay politician
Carol Migden's association to the White case. <Twobar> Care to
guess if Midgen is a democrat
<MacKinzi> when Twobar is on channel but is
this silent this long.....it worries me what his hands are doing. <STINGRAY`> Mac hey they found Twobars DNA on
Kobe Bryants underwear <Twobar> Stingray's tongue got swabbed and
they found half a pound of Hillary's armpit hair <MacKinzi> if the Jews rule the world they're
doing a lousy job of keeping israel out of harm's way. <MacKinzi> although i've long suspected that
Twobar WANTS to rule the world. <Bootleggr> Twobar is the self appointed
Prime Minister of gays <MacKinzi> which is why i like
Twobar.....although is is an honorary president of NAMBLA...he's a hale
fellow and well met. <MacKinzi> Twobar once had a job as a rider
for the Pony Express, but he was fired because he misinterpreted what
they meant regarding "riding" the ponies.
<Twobar> MiDave is
an Appliantologist. He follows the teachings of L. Ron Hoover <gop> Twobar| lol <Glock21> 2bar... hahahaha <seanchai> Twobar I figured it'd be something
like that:)
<Twobar> heheh
* CometBaby sets mode: +b
*!*@cm-24-121-15-203.flagstaff.az.npgco.com * Twobar was kicked by moderatum (Banned ) * CometBaby sets mode: -b
*!*@cm-24-121-15-203.flagstaff.az.npgco.com <seanchai> ? <Kaliuna> what did you do... that for? <CometBaby> cleaning my keyboard * Twobar has joined #politics * CometBaby ducks <z__> she couldn't see which keys she was
pressing
<Kaliuna> ahhok comet <Twobar> hehehe <Twobar> Comet, your keyboard is working ! <CometBaby> twobar .. would you believe me if
I told you I was cleaning my keyboard and accidently banned you? <CometBaby> lol <Twobar> Comet, yes ! hehehehe
[ Sat Oct 25 2003 ] <Twobar> But I have written a poem. about
Detroit
<Twobar> "O Michigan, thaw thy frozen heart, so that the nipples of my
tires may grip thy frosty roads, O Michigan. <Twobar> Michigan: the centrifugal Force
rotates around the Nexus, Detroit <Twobar> The Fallopian tubes of Detroit
spitting out the steel centurian chariots <Twobar> Magnetic spider SUV ley lines
radiating out from Detroit, destroying Mars' polar caps <Twobar> The End
<US-Male> hmm...
should I spend $250 on an mp3 player that has a 15 GB hard drive <Twobar> US, I assininely bought my daughter
a 30 gig Ipod: 500 bucks
<Twobar> CanOfSpam is sexually aroused by
Steve Jobs' turtleneck <CanOfSpam> Twobar gets w00d from Microsoft
Press Releases
<Catson22> Twobar: why do you think
liberalism is a bad idea? <Twobar> Catson22, I shall explain it to you <Twobar> Catson22, I've watched the democrat
party change from about 1970 onwards... <Twobar> Catson22, and starting about the
Kent State Massacare, become progrssively leftist <Twobar> Catson22, the left wing party today
is far more left than it was then <Catson22> uhuh... <Twobar> Catson22, the right wing is no great
shakes, but the left wing is destroying the country <Twobar> Catson22, unless you think that
political correctness makes sense <Twobar> Catson22, the left wingers have ONE
solution for all educational, societal, and economic problems: More
taxes. They offer nothing else <Catson22> so it's more a dislike of
democratic politics rather than libertarian ideas? <Twobar> Catson22, it's more than a mere
dislike. You ahve to ask, how far can a free country go, wherein all
solutions are "more taxation, more govt spending, more govt garnering
power" <xBugz>
Twobar, i agree with what u just said, but want to test your sincerity
on that .. was Bill Clinton a far leftie of the Dem party? <Twobar> XBugz, no, Clinton was pretty
moderate
<xBugz> Twobar, agreed <Twobar> Catson22, how can a people be free
and strong, if the govt is their mommy and daddy ? <Twobar> xBugz, Clinton was no far leftie <Twobar> Catson22, look at ghettos. Look at
what liberals have done, turning welfare from a safety net for when you
get into trouble, into a lifetime lifestyle <Twobar> Catson22, leftism today makes people
dependant on govt, makes them weak <Twobar> xBugz exactly <Catson22> twobar: well in a capitalistic
economy liberal ideas become extreme I agree with you... however I don't
support communism either <Twobar> Catson22, well, leftism has had it's
place. But today, it seems to be only brainwashing our kids against
capitalism on all levels of schools, and howling about every bad thing
in America today <Catson22> twobar: it is bad for people to
have a healthy criticism against their institution? <Catson22> capitalism included? <Twobar> Catson22, I was a left winger back
in the sixties and seventies. The party left me, I didnt leave it. i
still feel like a classic liberal, not a socialist, and yes, it's very
very healthy to criticize govt, which I despise. But today's leftism
uses govt as the solution WITHOUT REQUIRING GOVT TO HAVE ACCOUNTABILITY <Twobar> Catson22, in other words, leftism
doesnt criticize govt, it onlly critizes the right wing argument of
govt.
<Catson22> should it be state acountablity or the politicians
accountability in your mind? <Twobar> Catson22, leftism in govt IS
unchained govt run amok. That is what it DOES
<Twobar> Catson22,
both. All. Govt must be held accountable, and the people in it must be.
And every dollar must be accounted for. That is the ONLY SOLUTION TODAY
TO SAVE THIS FARKING COUNTRY <Twobar> Catson22, it is easy to be leftist
when you are a student. You only see things thru textbooks. It's like
stick figure drawings. You need the 3 dimensional view of real life,
raising family, earning a wage, working hard day after day, to really
understand how bad leftism is
<Bootleggr> Twobar submits his fragrance
"Essence de GoatLuv" to Ralph Lauren for consideration. He was paid to
destroy it.
<Glock21> So Twobar dies and goes to hell...
after he's been there for a while he notices all of these little
spinning gizmos on the wall kindof like electric meters... he says "Hey
Satan, what are these things?" Satan replies "They are the masterbation
meters." Twobar sees his own spinning away, but not quite as fast as
Rusty's or LeMessiah's. Then he asks "Hey where's quidam's?". Satan
replies "Oh we use that one to power the furnace!" <quidam_> that's true, <LeMessiah> hehe <Twobar> LOL !!
[ 04-04-2006 ] <praxis9> I saw a UFO yesterday. Talk about
kooky.
<Twobar> praxis was it in your pants ? <Lupine> Twobar no, it was hovering around
uranus..
<Lupine> bwahahaha <Rebec> lol <Twobar> hehehe
<fonebone> if
conservatives ever rule for a 50 year stretch of * Twobar sends fonebone to Sensitivity Gulag
#1559 in Siberia for 8 years
[ 04-05-2006 ] <Twobar> Wymyn like mynly men these days. No
more el neutero metrosexuals <Twobar> si si
<Cryolas> Twolas! <Twobar> CryGarblinger ! <Cryolas> Crayon Brother!! <Twobar> let us kneel down and scribble * Cryolas colors Twobar's face merkin Burnt
Sienna *
Twobar rips off Cryola's merkin and colors it Liberal Yello
[ 04-06-2006 ] <e-Hernick> I often agree with Twobar, and so
does he.
<nharris> if you guys start talking about colonoscopies, I'm out of here <FreeMrkts> nharris, hahahahahaha <Lupine> nharris: Twobar isn't around, so
we're safe from that
[ 04-10-2006 ] <Twobar> I just dropped in to see what
condition my condition was in
<Twobar> Janet B, men are not "hot". We are
built for utility, not sex. Women are sexy. <Twobar> even if jhicks is a gay cowboy <surlly> Twobar fancys himself a Swiss Army
Knife <JanetB>
Twobar.. sorry, my hubby is sexy, hot and has the most dreamy eyes I
have ever seen <Twobar> JanetB, "dreamy eyes" ?? On a MAN ? <Twobar> yuck <Twobar> surll has dreamy eyes. Hmmm. Nope.
It doesn't sound right. <FEMA> Twobar is not brokeback. thats why he
doesn't understand. <JanetB> Twobar, you are just jealous, your
wife does not think you are sexy heheh <Twobar> JanetB, yes she does. I get a real
good sneer when I give her the eye. <JanetB> lolol
[ 04-13-2006 ] <suna> anyway, as Twobar always says (and
reminds me of medication) <suna> nytol
<Swigert> Twobar resembles Johnny Cash <Twobar> Swigert looks like he bathed in
Crisco
<Swigert> Twobar thinks Canada is so abused and neglected because it is
next to America <Twobar> Canada has the mentality of a third
world shithole with a superiority complex <Swigert> Twobar: flattering! <Twobar> let me rephrase that <Twobar> Canada has the mentality of a
socialist heaven [future third world shithole] <Twobar> that's perfect
<Swigert> Twobar: that there is one mighty
fine coat you're wearing <Twobar> Swigert, you need to catch "Kung Fu
Hustle". Lame name, but a great movie. <AAAman> Twobar -- I tolerate many
conflicting views within my own household <Twobar> AAAman has conflicting views within
his own pants
<Rebec> twobar I don't think he wears any <Rebec> twobar I bet his wife does <Twobar> Rebec haha <Swigert> Twobar: I'm watching Capote right
now <Twobar>
swigert, bah. turn. <Twobar> anybody named "Truman" is gay <abum> did you ever see breakfast at
tiffany's
<US-Male> all 3-letter nicks are gay <Twobar> abum's real name is Truman
LoveTonsils
[ 04-14-2006 ] <Swigert> Twobar is really honestly truly
President Al Gore <Twobar> Swigert's nick on #Teens is
"Dr.Candy"
<Swigert> Twobar: yikes that even sounds creepy <Swigert> Twobar sank the Titanic <Twobar> Swigert is the leader of the Axe
Gang !
<Swigert> Twobar is John Kerry's shipmate <Twobar> Swigert plans to be buried at the
"Gay Departure" Cemetary when his time comes <Yankee27> TwoBar started PESTA. People for
the Sexual Treatment of Animals? <Twobar> Yankee27 is a member of PETEP.
People for the eating of Tasty People
<gopp> all I have is rap crap <Twobar> gopp, the summer of love, 1967, was
the best music in the world. <bmc> i thought 69 was the summer of love <Twobar> bmc, you know what they say: if you
remember the sixties, you missed the sixties
<TomM--> I havnt
seen Twobar since he went to wine tasting with Lance!
<US-Male> in 1979,
redfish became a tadpole and Twobar burned his bra
[ 04-17-2006 ] <surlly> Twobar is bidding on Neverland <Twobar> surlly is still interning at
Neverland
* Cryolas plays that tune for Twobar... <Twobar> the big muddy * Cryolas Pete Seeger - Waist Deep in the Big
Muddy.mp3
<Twobar> waist deep in the big muddy ! <Twobar> Pete Seeger, communist <Cryolas> Thats the song that finally made
the TV execs pull the plug on The Smothers <Twobar> Cryolas, my mom took me to see
Seeger maybe 45 years ago <Cryolas> Twobar....were you alive then?? <Cryolas> or in moms womb <Twobar> Cryolas, I was ten 45 years ago <Cryolas> ahh thought ye were younger <Twobar> Cryolas, mentally I am. emotionally
I am. Physically I'm going on 80
<praxis9> I was I had a log of every time
Twobar tried to hump my leg.
[ 04-18-2006 ] <surlly> Speaking of 50 Cents, here's Twobar * Publius plays Twobar's theme song <Twobar> Publius, my theme song is "Break on
Thru" by the Doors. "I found an island in your arms. Country in your
eyes"
<blizzil> republican response = let poor black people die <Twobar> blizzil, get your ass up and work,
and you will experience the raging economy <surlly> Actually, Twobar's theme song is
"Muskrat Love" <Twobar> surlly's favorite movie is "The
Thing With Two Heads" <TheTailor> Twobar made Bush's hurricane
machine
<Twobar> TheTailor is dressed in the latest liberal fashion: the burqa
<Twobar> Aqualung
my friend, dont you start away uneasy <Twobar> you poor ol sod you see its only me <AquilaRex> ah yes, Aqualung.... brings back
memories.
<TheTailor> Twobar plays with a flute
<Cryolas> Twobar you have any tattoos?? <Twobar> Cryolas, two <Cryolas> you in the military ever Twobar? <Twobar> cryolas, no. Got tattoos at age 17
and 23. Many many years ago
[ 04-20-2006 ] <pilgrim> as Twobar's thing says: One man's
hand does NOT belong in another man's pocket <Swigert> Twobar is always right
<MrRod> Someone
should tell Twobar that mohair went out of style years ago. <Twobar> MrRod, bullshit ! <Twobar> MrRod, nothing like a good mohair
chair.
<Twobar> MrRod, nothing like a nice mohair jacket. <Twobar> MrRod, and you cant beat these
mohair undies
<panini> MrRod, dont forget your lava lamp <panini> and your velvet elvis portrait <MrRod> panini: Twobar has it.
[ 04-24-2006 ] <ThomasWT> hi Twobario <Twobar> hi thomas <Kaliuna> hi TWO <Twobar> hi Kaliuna <Swigert> oh no it's Twobar <Twobar> SwigButt ! <FreeTrade> Hey Twobar! <Twobar> FreeTrade !! <bud`> two-pump Twobar <Twobar> bud the homo
[ 04-26-2006 ] <praxis> I learned about sex from watching
Twobar.
<Twobar> I learned about sex from watching myself
<praxis> i dont
think burrito is spanish <praxis> i think it means "beefy goodnees" in
swahili
<Twobar> BEEFY GOODNESS !! <Twobar> SI SI <Twobar> praxis has a pantsful of beefy
goodness. Or is that meximelt ? <ke6i> Powers that be want to annex Puerto
Rico. That's why they don't mind Spanish. <Twobar> Rename Puerto Rico to Beefy Goodness <US-Male> someone translate "beefy goodness"
into spanish
<Twobar> El Bueno Le Beefo <Twobar> donde esta la chica beefy
<Twobar> "She left
me on the corner of Love and Lust" <Swigert> the resemblance between Twobar and
Scarface is remarkable - even scary <Yankee27> Twobar Say hello to my gimpy
friend!
<DarthBurg> Twobar was once mistaken for a Human Male <Twobar> DarthBurg is punchin a grumpy <DarthBurg> Twobar is the only known
applicant for the TriState Monkey Spanking License <Twobar> well its well paying
[ 04-30-2006 ] *** Twobar has joined #politics <praxis9> Twobarius,
my love.
<Twobar> praxism <Swigert> Twobar! <Twobar> Swignardz <Twobar> the nadz of Swigert * Swigert spits at Twobar's feet <DarthBurg> Twobar <Twobar> Darth <TheTailor> Twobar wrote 'Puff the Magic
Dragon' *
Twobar pile drives Swigert into the mouth of godzillary <Twobar> eat some o the good stuff <Twobar> TheTailor wrote Muskrat Love for the
Captain and Tenille * Lupine runs over twobar.. timMEH!!!! * Twobar pushes Lupine's chair out into
traffic
<Lupine> Twobar: i may play the part of a cripple.. but I aint
defenseless! *
Twobar uses Lupine as target practice as he dodges traffic * Lupine blasts Twobar with his double barrel
shotgun
<Twobar> bah. I smacked you with this hear Hi Power <Kaliuna> hi Two <Twobar> hi Kaliuna
[ 05-01-2006 ] <`STINGRAY> Twobar dated Cinderella's sister
Cinderblock *
Twobar waves fairy dust on Stingray and turns him into a naked woman <`STINGRAY> Two hahahaha <Twobar> tweek, I was into scientology from
1973 to 76 or so, so this stuff fascinates me <DrDetr0it> Twobar - damn <Twobar> DrDetroit yep <panini> Twobar, seriously??? <Twobar> panini yes <panini> holy shit <panini> you're related to tom cruise then...
in a way
<Twobar> panini, yes, he's my sister <panini> lol <Twobar> panini, you will find that most
people get into a cult at a time of great emotional distress <Twobar> and I was 23, breaking up with a
girlfriend
<tweek> what was it like? <Twobar> tweek, it was very weird. I always
make friends easily, never had trouble.. <Twobar> tweek, I was in downtown Los Angeles
working in the day, classes at night <suna> Twobar lost his virginity before his
dad did
<Twobar> suna lost his virginity to his pet goat, Horace
[ 05-03-2006 ] <Twobar> Having sex with a liberal is
necrophelia: There is no brain activity.
<Twobar> "Your
rights end where the next guy's begin". <fairtax> Twobar: the non-aggression
principle :)
<fairtax> Twobar: it is something I believe in; completely. <Twobar> fairtax me too. makes sense.
<mayorga> Twobar:
i'm just quoting the President's state of the union address <Twobar> mayorga, dont quote politicians. It
leaves a bad taste in one's mouth :P
<Twobar> CanOfSpam buys KY Jelly by the 5
gallon bucket at Costco <CanOfSpam> Twobar was once a guest star on
Blossom
<|bob> Twobar is on the Flagstaff "Gore 2008"
campaign
<Twobar> bob, he won last time and he's a-gonna win this time! <Zenabi> Flagstaff Arizona? Route 66 <Twobar> Zenabi, get your kicks, on route 66 <Twobar> my baseball cap says 'Route 66" on
it. <Twobar>
it just kind of seems neat
<Twobar> occ you douche. Patrick Kennedy is
the "environmental lawyer" who jets [around suing companies] <Twobar> another liberal mega hypocrite <IamKing> "occ you douche"...truer words have
never been said :P <occ> hehe <occ> he missed the comma, though <Twobar> occ, you douche. Yes, why, I did
indeed miss the comma
<occ> i just dont trust the Irish, in general <P_O> occ, I love Irish people, so I can't
concur :P
<Twobar> I love Irish people ? gawd. Is that like "my gay friends tell
me blah blah
<Twobar> I love black people <Twobar> does that sound ultra phony? <Twobar> I adore the gay <panini> Twobar, try "I love chinks!" [from
Sarah Silverman] <Twobar> panini, haha yep
[ 05-04-2006 ] <Twobar> IamKing is sipping Zima and humming
'Wind Beneath My Wings', and sighing over [...] <Twobar> CanOfSpam drinks whatever the
cowboys from Brokeback Mountain drink <CanOfSpam> Twobar is my oasis <US_Male> Twobar is the wind beneath my wings <Twobar> US-Male and me and IamKing are
starring in Brokeback Mountain 2 thru 5 <US_Male> Twobar, and CanOfSpam too <Twobar> US, yes, I
forgot CanofSpam
<Twobar> "Every
normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the
black flag, and begin slitting throats" [--H. L. Mencken] <fairtax> Twobar: heh good quote. <Twobar> "When young men seek to be like you,
when lazy men resent you, when powerful men look over their shoulder at
you, when cowardly men plot behind your back, when corrupt men wish you
were gone and evil men want you dead. Only then will you have done your
share." [--Phil Messina ] <Twobar> reminds me of liberals
<Twobar> How can you tell when its the first
day of spring: A Kennedy gets busted for [drunk driving] <Publius> Twobar: ROFL <DarthBurg> Twobar HAHAHAHAHAHA <Twobar> hehehe
[ 05-08-2006 ] <Twobar> Timur is for a pantsless society. So
is Stingray, but only for men <Publius> Twobar: A Brave Nude World <Twobar> Publius LOL !
<Boudelang> this is #republican ? <Twobar> Boudelang, no this is #liberal. Do
you love rainbows? <Boudelang> a simple thing a republican might
say is "let the mexicans join the Army" [like the Romans did] <DStewart> The Roman army was composed of
Mexicans??
<US_Male> yes, Mexiromans <Twobar> Si SI !!! <Twobar> oui <Boudelang> the Roman army had spaniards and
other foreigners <Twobar> Boudlang, wrong, the Roman army was
44% mexican
<panini> the Roman Army had pre-Mexicans... (Spaniards)
<Twobar> in
LiberalWorld, violent criminals are victims of society <Yankee27> Not Liberal world. <Yankee27> Socialist world. <Twobar> In England right now, burglaries are
rarely put in jail <CryArvach> In Libertarianworld, violent
criminals are fair targets <Twobar> do a search on it. Threaten people
and nothing bad happens <Twobar> current liberals are not liberal,
they are not open minded. They are "illiberals" <Yankee27> They're Fiberals or Socialists
<Twobar> I support
DAM: Drunks against Mothers <Twobar> those dam mothers <Twobar> Us drunks cant do a thing without
some mother in our face <Twobar> send your dollars to DAM: Drunks
Against Mother
* CometBaby went to a dance lesson tonight <CometBaby> one two .. cha cha cha <Twobar> Comet, oh good gawd. The cha cha ?
shudder. My parents did that in the sixties <CometBaby> twobar .. lol. We are learning
it.
<CometBaby> rock step .. cha cha cha <Twobar> Comet, my parents did it EVERY
THURSDAY NIGHT. I am amazed I didnt cut my [own throat] <CometBaby> Twobar .. lets dance <Twobar> sixties people doing the cha cha.
Dont let that visual get stuck in your brain <Twobar> Comet gurgle ! Blegh ! * Twobar finds himself mesmerized and doing
the cha cha,knowing eveery move by heart <Twobar> no no ! <Twobar> help me <smacksy> Twobar dances like richard
gere....only without the hair <Twobar> ROFL !!! <Twobar> smacksy dances with Richard Gere,
gerbil and all <CometBaby> we had a half hour of cha cha and
a half hour of swing <Twobar> Comet, dont tell me everyone was
wearing bow ties and dresses like Beaver's <CometBaby> Twobar .. lol. No. It was a
lesson.
<Twobar> Comet, the swing part is ok, tho <Twobar> its just that cha cha <Twobar> blegh <CometBaby> well I wore sandals .. and my
feet are killing me. Our instructor wore [high heels] <Twobar> Comet, was the instructor a man ? <CometBaby> lol <CometBaby> no :) <CometBaby> very pretty gal <Twobar> thank gawd <Twobar> ahh good. oh man, an hour of dancing
in high heels ? How did she do that ? <pilgrim> Twobar well if the shoe fits.... <Twobar> pilgrim, yep. size 8. it fits. <Yankee27> size 8? <Yankee27> jesus.....small feet.... <Twobar> 8 and a half or 8 <panini> Twobar calls them, "fuck me" pumps <Twobar> panini, only the red ones
<Timur> it's about liberals in the
libertarian sense of allowing anything to go, beh <Twobar> Timur, we are looking at the actions
of Today's Liberals. The Illiberals. <Twobar> Brg31, Teddy is a liberal in the
full sense of the word as it is used today. <Twobar> Brg31, he is far from what a regular
democrat was
<Brg31> yet he identifies himself as a dem
<Twobar> Brg31 of course he does. NOBODY
today stands up and says "I'm a liberal". <Twobar> I am a
classic liberal <Brg31> Liberal is just a word the right uses
to demonize democrats <Twobar> Brg31, today "liberal" means "I want
to tax you and take your earnings away" <panini> few ppl would stand up and admit
they're a "liberal". It's like standing up and admitting you're an idiot <Twobar> panini exactly <Twobar> the liberals themselves have made it
a dirty word
<Twobar> AAAman is strokin' the velvet elvis <AAAman> Twobar is searching for the velvet
penis
<Twobar> some of
those movies, where they have the teenage white kid 'acting all black'.
<Twobar> If
you are white and you 'act black' STOP IT. You look stupid.
<{GZ}dr4ev> Twobar
what if you are white but grew up in a black neighborhood <Twobar> GZ, shrug. Act natural, not like
other people
<Twobar> The Burqa: The next sensitive
liberal male fashion piece
<Twobar> my daughter left a chocolate bar
laying on the kitchen counter. Too bad, it [melted].
