For those of you who did not know Twobar, he was a well loved member of
the channel for many years. He became very ill and we were not
sure he would make it back to the channel, so we sent him this card.
He passed a few months later.
A
Thanksgiving Card For Twobar
From
#politics .. *the channel that loves ya'
( * Pending poll results)
(@FreeTrade):
Twobar: You FAKER, Get your ass back on the channel or I will
come kick your Ass..
Love Free a.k.a (rwx)
(LSD_Wash):
Happy Thanksgiving to Twobar, a guy who is TWICE as awesome as Onebar!
Hope we see you really soon, buddy!
(Yaakov): I hope you are the
turkey that W pardons. Love, Yaakov
(MrRod): Save me the
big turkey bone for Lance and Bruce
(+Glock21): I told them to get you a hooker... but they got you
this web-card instead... better luck next time.
(SweetLeaf):
I will donate 25 cents towards the two dollar hooker.
StuffedTurkey
Recipe
from Twobar with love.
1. Lay on back 2. Legs in the air, tied tight. 3. Lay out Foil in desired shapes. 4. Baste with oil. 5. Stuff well and generously.
(Cathy344): Don't be
a turkey... eat one.
(RktScntst):
We called US-Male to play hooker again, but he said he had not
recovered from last time.
(+Ralphi) i miss you sexy!
Special Report from Dan Rather I have exclusive information, including documents from a
reliable source, in #New_World_Order, that prove George
W. Bush is the person known as Twobar, the world famous
Feauxmosexual, from EFnet IRC #politics.
Insiders have
informed me that he routinely kicks and bans all channel
members who are not Transexuals. It is not known how he
makes this determination, but it is suspected his
investigations are taking place on Air Force One.
In futher developments, it has been determined that his
current poolboy, TomM, has been issued a suspicious
security clearance and has improperly requested, and
received FBI files on FreeTrade and
CometBaby. This
matter is being investigated by EFnet Independent
Counsel Beigewater.
(pilgrim`): I wish thee and thine a Happy Thanksgiving
old friend. I am thinking of you lad.
(+Eeyore):
Happy Thanksgiving Twobar. To show appreciation I offer you this
lottery ticket. Pick a number between 68 and 70. Much love
Eeyore
(@CometBaby): Happy
Thanksgiving Twobar,
Here is a picture of you and I saving the world from Liberals.
Love, Comet
P.S. Don't eat too much Turkey or I will have to get out the Bull
Whip!
(DStewart):
Defenestrate a turkey and call it a day.
(gopp):
I we were going to get you a hillary poster, but instead we got you this
web-card.
(rond): All the best to you Twobarnoo
(VemoD): I have no idea why
they call you Twobar, you belong behind at least
Twenty bars :)
Twobar
at 25
(+OcDoc): Comet: I can't
think of anything rude enough or clever enough ... give me a pass, okay?
You could put that in there for me ... just the way I posted it plus
"tell twobar that ..."
(occ): Hey, I
just got here a few minutes ago! What's going on?
(IamKing): Make sure that
TomM doesn't try to switch on you. Bet you can't wait to put his turkey
in your oven on Thanksgiving. Remember: He's YOUR bitch!
Blue For
Two
(TomM): Twobie...although
you ran away with Lance (not to mention your brief fling with
Horace), my love still burns for you. If I dont hear
from you by next Friday...Im taking up with US Male.
He has been
courting me intensely, and although not as pretty as you, he is
HERE .. a mans gotta do what hes gotta do! Pleeeze
contact me..
Tommy Michael (TomTurkey) lilTommy@gointhebusheswith.me
News from Julianne Malveaux
National news -- President
Bush is a terrorist and America is a terrorist nation !
Now, from out West -- Once again, Twobar "Puffin Stuff",
renown Feauxmosexual, has been named the "sexiest man
alive" by
Maoist Review
magazine, an honor that has been bestowed twice on his pals "Hot
Pants" panini, and "Baa Baa" ralphi.
Here in the Nations Capital, members of
PSD (Pee Sitting Down) of America, have been protesting.
They are tired of
men who are trumpeting their manhood, when they pee standing up.
Nancy Pelosi has decided to do something about it, and is putting forward a bill that will require men to
pee sitting down and hold in farts. It will also require
women to
feed them lots of eggs and butter!
(Harsen): Twobar, you
Homoerotic Humongous, See you soon for your weekly skullfucking.
(+Libertine):
Dear Onebar, I regret to inform you that one of your bars has been lost
by the airline.
. . . .
T-w-o-b-a-r . . U-p-d-a-t-e . . . .
Byline: davtek . . .
In
recent news, Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform
the same
act on her husband, Twobar, that her famous sister had done
several
years ago. Sources
reveal the sister was not as accurate
as Lorena.
She allegedly missed the target and stabbed Twobar in the upper
thigh. I am happy to report that Twobar is in stable
condition, and Louella has been charged with ...
A Misdewiener!
(Pickle):
Happy Thanksgiving... Now go get stuffed !!
(JanetB):
Happy thanksgiving Twobar, we all miss you on the channel... by the way... red.. leather. stilleto heels....
yummmm
(TheTailor):
I have finished letting out your manzierre. Please pick
it up, other customers are making rude remarks about it.
(Rebec):
Happy Thanksgiving don't go hunting with Dick Cheney!
TWOBAR ANEMONE
(TV_): I
could not remember how Twobar got his nick.
One
male/one female stripe.
So I
googled to jog my memory and this is what I found:
Amphiprion allardi ..
Twobar Anemone
Family: Pomacentridae (Damselfishes)
Anal spines & Anal soft rays: Male/Unisex
Morphology:
Dangerous: harmless OK, that about sums it up for me! (TV_ aka
RoadKill)
(Kaliuna):
TWOBAR!! The sun shines bright - well through the clouds, but
its keeping the solar humming - purring - ok - running and
building up that battery power. Got new Solar stuff coming out
that beats our old panels! Its wild!! yes! Orfies is traveling
to places I've never been. Although that would not take a lot as
I've never been to Europe or Japan or Australia....those trios
are out storming the countryside while I sit here and pick
peppers!!
(MacKenzy): Twobar, you are one of a kind
(DeDannan):
May Yahweh guard your tent and cloven-footed herds this
Hannukah !
(Bootleggr): Hey Gaybar, I have missed ya lately. So has Bruce,
Lance, and your other excited buddies.
(Kalo): Twobar is
Algonquin for "liberal hunter"; in Esperanto it means "He who
argues and wins against liberals"; in Mandarin Chinese it's "defier
of liberal logic" and in English it means "a pretty good
guy"....seeya soon man. Oh, and by way .. Twobar in French
Candian, means "The Destroyer". Who knew??!
(Swigert):
Happy Thanksgiving, Twobar! We miss you!
(yowz): it was said in
channel one nite, that twobar likes shit sandwiches ... i said, "that's a gawd damn lie!!!, twobar doesn't like bread!!!"
(bud-): Haven't seen you around. You must be busy
rallying your code pink warriors for the white house election.
Happy Thanksgiving.
